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!! OMG He’s Naked (Somewhere But Not Here): Levi Johnston !!

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE!
Word comes from Gawker that Levi Johnston (whose butt I came thisclose to touching last night, long story!) has officially just now gotten nude for Playgirl’s camera. The waiting is almost over! We don’t have the pictures yet, but rest assured we are all over the story and ready to post pictures of Mr. Johnston’s reportedly-smooth butt and girthy (just guessing) manparts as soon as we can get our hands on them.
Daniel Nardicio, if you’re reading this, we reward leaks handsomely at OMG Blog.
Levi’s Johnston Watch: He Is Naked With a Hockey Stick – Gawker

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!! OMG, She’s Offended: Carrie Prejean !!


I can truly NOT get enough of vapid, hypocrite Carrie “Even My Plastic Boobs Are Christian” Prejean, America’s #1 exiled beauty queen and crusader against Opposite Marriage. She’s quickly replacing Ann Coulter (where has Ann been lately, anyway?) as the right-wing homophobic witch I find most haggy and amazing. With her haughty obliviousness, plasticene smile and popsicle-with-tits figure, one can only imagine what a hit she would be at The Cock on a Saturday night!
Another thing that I love is America’s gassy grandpa Larry King. Where else but on Larry King Live can you watch a completely senile person stumble and fart his way through a national television appearance, night after night after night? It’s often boring, yes, but always, always in a mesmerizing way.
So imagine my delight at this video in which Carrie meets Larry– and threatens to walk off the set because of his “inappropriate” behavior. Carrie baby: if you don’t cut this fabulous and queeny behavior out, you’re gonna find yourself judging drag balls and grand-marshaling the gay pride parade before you know it! It’s a fact, hon!
(Via Videogum)

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!! OMG, The Truth About Playgirl !!

Are you interested in hearing about Levi Johnston?! Well, guess what: I’m not! Although I surely welcome and celebrate his low-blow potshots at Sarah “Pig” Palin, I’m completely over the will-he-won’t-he coquette routine. Dear Levi, I’ll be first in line to see your D when you decide to show it, but all this talking was already old shit in August. Put up or shut up!
That said, I am violating my own Levi-ban to link to this fascinating (and only tangentially Levi-related) piece over at The Awl, in which former Playgirl editor Jessann Collins gives the real story about the death and (supposed) rebirth of the venerable “women’s” magazine. Note: there is no peen in the article, but it does include several lolish vintage Playgirl covers.
(The Truth About Levi Johnston and Playgirl)

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!! OMG, unplugged backstage: The Hidden Cameras !!

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Zack from The New Gay ran into the Hidden Cameras backstage at Washington DC venue the Rock N Roll Hotel last Saturday and convinced them to perform an impromptu rendition of their 2004 anthem “Ban Marriage,” in honor of the disappointing decision in Maine overturning the samesex marriage law. The full video is after the jump.
Also, I’m excited to announce that !! omg blog !! is co-promoting the upcoming Hidden Cameras concert in Toronto on December 5, so we hope to see you there! You can purchase tickets at Ticketmaster here and view the Facebook event page here.
Watch the video of the Cameras’ spectacular backstage performance in DC and see a full list of remaining North American tour dates after the jump!

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!! OMG, How Fabulous: Super Xuxa !!

Hey, remember XUXA, the star of the eponymous and totally weird Brazilian children’s show? Obvs! Who doesn’t! But did you know she was also the star of Super Xuxa, the most popular movie in Brazil for several years!? I don’t know about you, but after watching these clips, I’m ready for a sequel.
See Xuxa frolicking with a pink dolphin after the jump.
Via Everything is Terrible.

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