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!! OMG, how not funny: C*cksucking ‘Saw’ Parody from Upright Citizens Brigade !!


Okay, so the PR people for the Upright Citizen’s Brigade sent me this Saw parody clip this morning. Normally I wouldn’t post something that is so painfully unfunny, but I am curious whether you think I’m overreacting by being slightly offended by it in addition to not LOLing? I don’t know, it’s just kind of like if you want to go ahead and make your casually homophobic parody sketches feel free to do so, but if you must do this could you keep the clips to yourself and your community of pubeless fratboys friends? Having your PR people send them to this obviously fagged-out blog and expecting me to laugh at them is kind of actually f*cking annoying!
Of course, I would totally laugh at casual homophobia if it was actually funny, cause I don’t care, I’ll laugh at anything. I mean right? But sucking dick is not automatically funny. Sorry guys! It’s just not! Try doing it sometime and you will see!
Am I just being totally uptight here? Cause it’s definitely possible that I’m just in a bad mood today.

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!! OMG, He’s Persian: Jake Gyllenhaal !!


Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time in HD

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So are you super-excited for the Prince of Persia Movie? I’m sure it will be great– after all, movies based on video games always turn out awesome, right?
My favorite thing about this one is that the Prince of Persia himself is going to be played by total whitey Jake Gyllenhaal. I know he has brown hair guys, but that’s not the same as being Persian! No wonder everyone hates
America so much! Next thing you know, they’ll make a movie called The African Queen starring some old white lady from Connecticut. (Oh. Wait.)
Also notice that all the Persians in this movie speak English with a British accent. Because British Accent is the international language of foreign people!
Of course I will see Prince of Persia basically no matter what cause 1) I cannot resist Jake’s big puppy eyes and 2) I am a big geek. But you must admit that it looks very stupid! Okay, but maybe kind of cool too.
(Via Videogum)

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!! OMG, They Take Their Speedos Off: Surf Camp !!

Surf Camp is a television show in Australia that is supposedly about gays learning how to surf, but they never actually seem to so much as pick up the goddamn surfboard! That’s because the show is actually just about sexy guys frolicking in wet Speedos. Sometimes they frolic naked. See the saucy and semi-NSFW outtake reel after the jump.

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!! OMG, He’s Important: Chaz Bono !!

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Every year, the OUT 100 comes out, and every year I’m furious that I’m not on it! DON’T THESE PEOPLE KNOW WHO I AM?
Well, this year the list of the top 100 most important gays in the world as according to Out Magazine is inexplicably high school-themed, and my humiliation continues. I’ve been passed over yet again– this time in favor of Cher’s son, Chaz Bono! You might remember Chaz from such groundbreaking programs as Celebrity Fit Club, in which he tried to lose weight while competing for cash prizes back when he was still known as Cher’s daughter Chastity. (This summer, as I’m sure you know, Chaz announced that he’d begun the process of FTM gender reassignment.)
Chaz has been dubbed by the Out editors as “Most Likely To Reinvent,” which sort of makes no sense cause hasn’t he already reinvented? It’s not much of a prediction! But no matter. Out Editor Aaron Hicklin says of the photo shoot:

Given that Chaz is transitioning, we felt shooting him in a boys
bathroom was a powerful representation of his real identity, albeit with a touch of
humor.

Chaz Bono, we salute you: for your identity as a transperson, your achievements as a contestant on Celebrity Fit Club, and, of course, your important work as Cher’s son.
Read more about her powerful and humorous photoshoot at Popnography.

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