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!! OMG, How Romantic: Mariah Carey Proposal !!


Hey, I don’t know that onstage at a Mariah Carey show is where I would choose to make my marriage proposal, but maybe that’s why I don’t have a husband.
Over at the Advocate, the newly-betrothed Maurie Sherman and Matthew Almeida talk about their wedding plans (Mariah themed!), what it was like to meet Mariah (surprising!), and other people they would like to propose in front of (Mariska Hargitay!).

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!! OMG, How Useful: Be BullySmart !!


I know I posted something from Everything is Terrible just yesterday, but this video with helpful tips for avoiding bullies is too important for you not to watch. I know that OMG Readers are more likely to be the bullies than the bullied, but for some of our– ahem– feyer readers, the above video will teach you important survival techniques such as:

  • Avoiding inadvertent gangwear
  • Effective hairpulling
  • Nut-slapping
  • Using your copy of Freshmen to fend off attackers
  • Running for your goddamn life

(Everything is Terrible via Videogum. Thanks to Brian for the tip.)

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!! OMG, How “Enhancing”: Body jeans by Calvin Klein !!

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Great news for everyone in need of a little help down there: Calvin Klein is now selling special rocket-enhancing jeans for men! The new Body jeans by Calvin Klein, which retail for $79.50, promise a “body-defining fit for an enhanced profile.” Well that could mean anything!
Hint: it means the crotch is padded.
According to the New York Observer’s Michael Miller, the jeans feature

A dark wash, with wrinkles around the pockets, leading right to the crotch, an extra layer of fabric around the fly, creating a kind of water bra for your little friend.

It’s a great idea but I’m not sure I see the need for these. Why spend eighty bucks for a bigger bulge when you can just do what I do and stuff two pieces of Pepperidge Farm whole wheat bread down the front of your pants before you leave the house every morning? Guys, it works!
(The New York Observer via The Awl.)

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!! OMG, Beam Them Up !!

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Star Trek alum George Takei and Brad Althouse, husbands of 1 year and boyfriends of 20, won the Newlywed Game. I know, I had no idea the Newlywed Game was on anymore either, but it was still pretty cute.
Jezebel has the video.

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