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!! OMG, open house and garden: Poisonous Relationship’s ‘Garden of Problems’ !!

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It was -I believe- one Miss Azealia Banks who once was quoted as saying “bitches don’t want no problems,” and I would tend to agree if it weren’t for Poisonous Relationship’s record, which I guess one would say is an entire garden full of problems, and us bitches here at !! omg blog !! want all of them. We want to scurry into that garden in the middle of the night, uproot all of those problems and replant them in amongst our crazy-paving nightmare of a front yard.
Poisonous Relationship’s mid-fi “subverted [open] house” lives up to songwriter Jamie Crewe‘s admitted love of bongo drums and Hi-NRG gay vocal house.
BUTT caught up with Jamie near Elephant & Castle, where — amongst other hot topics — they spoke of his airy-fairy aquarian family, GONG-INDUCED HYSTERIA and Victorian ladies’ use of poppers to calm all such hysterics.
You can listen to PR’s track ‘Men’s Feelings’ down below there, and read the full interview and stream the entire Garden of Problems HERE.
Just a heads up, track number 3… Erm wowee!

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!! OMG, want to party inside a giant homosexual disco sheep? !!

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Or, to be more precise, want to party inside a Big-Ass Amazingly Awesome Homosexual Sheep (a.k.a. BAAAHS) at the Burning Man Festival, that annual radical self-expression piss-up that invades Nevada’s Black Rock Desert at the end of August?
Well, it turns out you possibly can thanks to a group of intrepid San Francisco queens who have cooked up a plan to transform a school bus into a BAAAHS: a two-storey, 40-foot long geodesic dome that will be “part mutant vehicle, part penetrable sculpture, part socio-political statement, and part gay disco.” And all sheep.
To realize this ovis oasis, they are attempting to raise $10,000 via Kickstarter and appear to be well on their way to attaining that goal.
Why are they doing this? As is explained in the below Kickstarter video, the idea behind the BAAAHs is to bust open the insular world of gay “burners” by inviting everyone to enter a giant fluffy white sheep’s anus loaded DJs, dancers and performers booked by Honey Soundsystem’s Jacob Sperber.

And here are the men behind the BAAAHS:
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BAAAH-rilliant.

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!! OMG, “much more ‘banging’ as they say”: Pet Shop Boys album interview !!


What you just watched is the video for ‘Axis’, track number one of the Pet Shop Boys’ 12th Album entitled ‘Electric’, due out in mid July.
Threatening that it may be the only personal press they do for the record, they spoke to Stereogum about the dance album’s more experimental structure, imagining Madonna doing the ‘Dress You Up’ dance to the record, and watching Annie Lennox do yoga and George Michael watch ‘Ab Fab’ at the Olympics last year.

“One of the things I love about the Electric is that there are bells — literally, bells — on almost every track. We hadn’t used sounds like that since the early ’80s. It reminds me of New York in 1981 or 1982 — the sound of it.” _Neil

You can read the entire interview HERE, and see the record track listing and tour dates after the jump.

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!! OMG, what the wrinklies thinklies: What Old People Think About Gay Sex !!


As Ronnie from Real Housewives of Vancouver would say I’m “a little bitch, arentcha?!” because for the first few seconds of this video I was like, “oh great, blooming old wrinkly sacks of grey sludge, saying things like “oh it’s none of my business” and that kind of crap”, and then of course they all end up being raging original homos; it just took my gaydar a while to kick in, I had it in ‘twink mode’, not ‘old mode’, and I totally judged the crap out of them, what a little bitch I am AREN’CHI ?!
These golden girls and gays are totally horned up and ready to pump, just mention the word sex and they are ON HEAT, the kind of heat you get from a SYNTHETIC QUILTED ELECTRIC BLANKET, and those things can burn houses down if left unchecked!

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