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!! OMG, Trick or Treat: Child’s plot to wear homophobic Halloween costume culminates in knife fight with his mommy !!

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For every nice mommy out there who lets her gender nonconforming little boy dress as Scooby Doo’s Daphne for Halloween, there’s also a mean mommy who refuses to let her son leave the house in the “Gay Justin Bieber” costume he spent months perfecting.
That’s what happened in the town of Surprise!, Arizona, where some 12-year-old punk was grounded by his mom after she deemed his costume “disrespectful.” Parents just don’t understand!
“After throwing a tantrum and getting grounded from trick-or-treating, he grabbed a knife from his room and threatened to kill her,” the Arizona Republic reports. But not to worry, this respectful mom is also no one to f*ck with: she heroically disarmed her obnoxious son and called the police on his ass… and the street remained free of homophobic costumes.
[Arizona Central via Gawker]

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!! OMG, They Want You: The A-List casting for spinoffs !!

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Attention gays everywhere (except New York). Thanks to the fabulous success of the original gay housewife show, the producers of The A-List: New York are now in the market to spin the series off into other cities. They’re currently holding casting calls in Dallas and LA, but more locations are surely TK.
If the flagship series is any indication, there are a few requirements to be A-List enough for reality teevee:
– Must enjoy preventative plastic surgery / injectables
– Must work in the fashion industry– out of work “models” to the front of the line!
– Must squeal in prissy horror anytime anything is “uncouth”
– Must be able to summon outrage for even the pettiest offense
– Must refer to your dick as your “genitals”
Above all: must be a vapid, golddigging little troll.
Start shooting your audition tapes now! Good luck boys!
[via Queerty]

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!! OMG, What a Jock: Trace from Flipping Out strips down for Halloween !!

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It’s possible I’m the only person in the world who watches Bravo’s Flipping Out— have we established already that I will watch absolutely anything that comes on Bravo?– but if you have been watching, you’ve undoubtedly had at least one on Trace, decorator Jeff Lewis’s twinky and constantly beshorted young assistant. I could never really decide if I thought he was hot or just well-groomed, but, um, click after the jump if you wanna see him in little more than a jock strap. And with that I think we can officially close the case.
FYI: There’s not technically any nudity but I personally would not look at this at my place of work.
(Via WOW Report)

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!! OMG, He’s Shirtless: Top Chef: Just Desserts’s Yigit Pury !!

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Did you think the gayest show on all of television was Logo’s The A-List? Rupaul’s Drag U?! Guess again, boys, because the number one gayest show on the planet is Bravo’s Top Chef: Just Desserts, in which a bunch of absolute screaming queens and a few bitchy women compete at who can make the most fabulous petit fours, “à la minutes,” and other tiny trifles with French names. Trust me, this show makes The A-List look as butch as Monday Night Football. (Which I’ve recently discovered is pretty gay too, but that’s a post for another day.)
The thing is that for the most part I’ve actually been avoiding Just Desserts because as much as I love pastry, all the petty, gay bitchery is just a little too much for me to stomach. These are the sort of gays who are constantly spouting ancient and shopworn bon mots with those impy little self-satisfied smirks because they think that repeating something Mae West said in 1915 somehow makes them paragons of gay wit?
So I’ve barely watched the show for this reason but last night was possessed to tune in for the first time in weeks. I don’t know– after my third viewing of Phaedra’s insane baby shower on Real Housewives of Atlanta, my brain was sufficiently anesthetized that I could happily swallow any stupid crap Bravo had to offer me. And halfway through, um, I guess the first minute, I suddenly realized that one of the contestants is what I consider the absolute pinnacle of male physical perfection?
I’m not sure how I’d managed to overlook Turkish-born cookie-chef Yigit Pura’s disturbing beauty on my previous (admittedly cursory) viewings of the show but I mean, be still my heart. This boy is pretty. It’s entirely possible that he has half a brain or less but, well, who the f*ck cares? A brain is not necessary to walk around in the nude feeding me trays of homemade eclairs all day.
This thought of course led me to do a little investigation into whether Yigit (pronounced YEET but with a little hiccup in the middle) had ever appeared naked. The answer seems to be a sad no, but lucky for us, he has kindly made several provocative pictures of himself available on his Facebook page. They’re after the jump. Try not to spit out your petit fours!

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!! OMG, Yum Yum: Banned UK ad makes me want to eat ice cream right this minute !!

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Wait, never mind. This ad doesn’t make me want to eat ice cream at all– it makes me want to get down sexually with a bunch of priests who are really models. But Dear God, I ask you: why are your servants never this hot in real life?! (As someone who grew up going to Catholic Church every week I can guarantee you that I never once saw a priest with whom I’d even consider making a date to meet up with in a confessional booth.)
Oh, and, this ad was banned in the UK! Which, I dunno, sad I guess?
[via Towleroad]

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