!! OMG, Babe[s], Pig[s] in the City: NastyPig's SS13 promo !!
OMG, Babe[s], Pig[s] in the City: NastyPig's SS13 video [towleroad]
Dorothy's painterly boobery: Bea Arthur nude painting sold for nearly 2 million [dlisted]
Ben Cohen cuddling babies [queerty]
In Liu of...: Lucy Liu for Net-a-porter [celebitchy]
Stark naked: Robb Stark's botty-parts [ohlala]
Jessica Alba's Street Fighter-grams [celebcafe]
She's a squarker: Anouk's 'Birds' [arjan]
Yes Plurs: Olly Murs for Walmart Risers [popbytes]
Why your purse is grosser than a toilet seat [jezebel]
Chloe throws shady goop at Gwyneth [socialitelife]
projectile milk: Harvey Milk Day Community photo project [kenneth]
Macaulay is roommates with hamster fiddling Pete Dougherty [evilbeet]
AfterElton's '10 Hottest Movie Villains Ever' [thebacklot]
Kim Kardash-hounds' Kankle-pops [amygrindhouse]
Trans-respectable: Pentagon recognises trans veteran [joemygod]
Wade Robson natter chatters about MJ on the Today Show [tabloidprodigy]
W for Watson: Emma Watson for W [theblemish]
Birdie, Eagle, Albatross, Pigeon: Clay Pigeon Golf Shooting [doubleviking]
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Friday, May 17, 2013
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!! OMG, Head & ShouldArs above the rest: Shanzhai Biennial's Dark Optimism !!
Featuring Chinese model Wu Ting lip synching to a stolen Mandarin counterfeit of Sinead O'Connor's original, wearing an imitation Head&ShouldArs shampoo sequined gown, New York-based art/brand amalgamation 'Shanzhai Biennial' look to release the "aura of a brand" by eliminating the impetuous to sell sell sell. Sorry guys I think you failed because I totes want that ANTI_DANDRUFF DRESS !
Shanzhai Biennial describe their practice as "[a] multinational brand posing as an art-project posing as an multinational brand posing as a biennial" with the term 'Shanzhai' referring to the Chinese trend for counterfeit production of this that and the kitchen skank.
Well you know what they say; "fake it till you make it...at home out of sequins cut from counterfeit shampoopoo bottles"...they say that you know !
[via nowness]
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Friday, May 17, 2013
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!! OMG, young and sweet only 37: Dancing Queen...of the bus stop !!
The YouTube owner of this video is called Jane Rowland, and I'm going to just go ahead and say that's Kelly's older sister right now. It's so obviously really with those hip jiggles and the lip-synch heavenly talents, it's just like the world to put the less talented but prettier sister in the limelight and leave the real talent at the bus stop, waiting for the 34 to take her back home to her apartment above 'The Golden Dumpling'.
See the preview video for Kelly Rowland's new single, [?] totally filmed where her sister Jane works at Wally's Wash'n'Fold, the title of the track 'Dirty Laundry' [below] totally about that flipping sky blue button-up that Jane wears year-round, even if she's working up a musty sweat prancing about at the bus stop...erm Kelly, you might want to return her calls, that's why she keeps checking her phone in the video, durrrrr!
[Thanks Julia!]
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Friday, May 17, 2013
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!! OMG, handle with care: Duckie Brown F/W '13 exclusive for Bullett !!
I love a blue suit with black shoes, it's so very British formal public service institution-esque Thomas-the-Tank-Engine-esque, Postman Pat-esque you know what. And as YSL proved more than 30 years ago, black and blue are very chic when paired together correctly.
So if this guy in the thick blue suit was my gallery intern, I'd be super hoping he'd keep his clompy formal bus conductor Opening Ceremony shoes and thicker-than-most royal blue Duckie Brown suit wandering around the room when the opening commences...and in that case I would be trolloping around the gallery with a book of those luminous orange circular stickers that indicate a sale, and I'd be trying to tag that bright blue multi-pocketed intern ass, just to snuggle with his suiting and get ceremonious with his openings!
Jump bellow to see the rest of the series, which was previewed as a DB web exclusive for Bullett.
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Friday, May 17, 2013
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!! OMG, Judging a book by it's cover: Keys N Krates' 'Treat Me Right' !!
An exploration of various stunning harlequin romance novella covers Keys N Krates' 'Treat Me Right' video I'm totally seeing more of a sort of would you rather [damsel decision dilemma version].
Would you rather:
1) kiss besides a caged waving panda?
2) make out with a denim all-over Nicholas Cage large-faced looky-likey [at 00.45]
3) ride atop a bejeweled Pegasus steed
4) or forget about all those basic bitches, I'm wearing a topaz blue circus catsuit [no bra] and fighting off mutant raccoon she-wolfs with my semi-auto that I got ?
It's a rhetorical question, the 'correct' answer is 'number 4'; NON-BASIC TOPAZ BANSHEE, those others are all rancid hungry-bum curb-slop!
[via booooooom]
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Friday, May 17, 2013
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!! OMG, blancmange melange: Juno Calypso as Joyce !!
"If Pedro Almodóvar hadn't come up with it first I would have really enjoyed calling this project 'women on the verge of a nervous breakdown'."
Juno Calypso -apart from having the perfect speed-dating party-host name- plays the part of Joyce; a sort of disenfranchised has-been botch pug-faced pageant girl, who kind of doesn't know "what-te-deeeee" with herself, and never uses consonants but loves all types of pink; her favourite colour is BLANCMANGE-PINK...for sure-sies.
With names like 'Reconstituted Meat Slices' [above], 'Popcorn Venus' and '12 Reasons You're Tired All The Time' Calypso's photographs are serving up some serious XANAX PEACH-MELBA right about now:
"I was thinking of naming the next one Kimberly-Clark, after those hygiene dispensers you get in public toilets."
Follow the jump to witness the blancmange melange of the remainder of the series.
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Thursday, May 16, 2013
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!! OMG, hooper dooper: Tom Hopper's hoop !!
Tom Hopper has played roles in Dr Who, Merlin and was a fishmonger [don't mind the smell down there] in Saxon. Tom will play the part of Billy Bones in next years Black Sails, which btw is not a horror movie about Black Friday Sales Events but is an 8 part series that takes place 20 years prior to R.L. Stevenson's 'Treasure Island'.
Pop below to jump right through the Hoop of Tom, I believe it's a portal to some place magical [and brown]...enjoy!
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Thursday, May 16, 2013
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