Oi m8! If you're not familiar with scally wanker Gaz Beadle from Georgie Shore (MTV's British spin-off of Jersey Shore), then check out his ALS Ice Bucket Challenge below, and then check out the goods after the NSFW jump! (The Situation never gave us this much! FANKS, GAZ!)
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Damien from Mean Girls will appear on the next season of Looking [queerty]
LeAnn Rimes jokes that she raped her ex-boyfriend [celebitchy]
God is watching us... from a distance: Coco brings her baked hams to the beach [dlisted]
Mr. & Mrs. Smith: Brad and Angelina tie the knot [boy culture]
Kazaky's Pulse video will gift you some leatherdaddy-in-heels inspirations for your big night out later [joemygod]
Andrew Garfield and his hobo-hipster beard keep it coupley with Emma Stone in Venice [socialite life]
Stay classy! Manhattan Denny's will serve your Grand Slam with a bottle Dom for $300 dollars [kenneth]
Condragulations, you're still in the running... Kylie Jenner is the new Kim Kartrashian [popbytes]
That 'Ninja Turtles that could have been' pic is giving me 'Manorexic in Area 51' worries [unrealitymag]
Man sues Little Caesars for denying health benefits to his husband [towleroad]
The Walking Dead cover Entertainment Weekly [ohlala]
The Top 10 'Fashion Police' Moments with Joan Rivers (get well soon!) [celeb cafe]
The world's most famous douche mobile is no more! Some lawyer who either works for Ferrari or is a crusader against bad taste sent EDM star Deadmau5 a cease and desist letter asking him to refrain from calling his car the 'Purarri' and to have the custom emblems removed from the car. Deadmau5 responded by acting like someone from Niagara Falls, Ontario by tweeting:
"PROVOKE. PLUSHIES. CHIPMUNKS." Thoughts?
We're having flashbacks of Britney's infamous RollingStone cover with the Purple Teletubby:
Ai Hin, a panda in China is being accused of being a shady and manipulative bitch this week, as her handlers at the Chengdu Giant Panda Breeding Research Centre say she may have tricked them into thinking she was knocked up in order receive special treatment! How Tila Tequila of her!!
Ai Hin has been (legitimately) pregnant before, and was moved into a single room with air conditioning when pregnant.
"They also receive more buns, fruits and bamboo, so some clever pandas have used this to their advantage to improve their quality of life," Wu Kongju, an expert told China's state news agency Xinhua.The panda was (allegedly) pretending she had a bun in the oven by eating and moving less, and her keepers were so thrilled they even prepared to film the birth. IDIOTS!
Gurl, WERK! Ai Hin is a true master of deceit! She's properly tearing a page outta the 'Gran's Gotchas' book: