Place Vendôme in Paris is now the home to one giant green "Christmas Tree" buttplug c/o artist Paul McCarthy!
The sculpture is the centerpiece of the International Contemporary Art Fair (FIAC), which celebrated its 40th anniversary last year. Tree also coincides with the opening of "Chocolate Factory," the artist's first solo survey in France, which in turn coincides with the grand reopening of the Monnaie de Paris.Paris has got it good. I mean, Hong Kong worked with Paul and all they got was this giant pile of shit, so Place Vendôme is a real step up!
The organizing theme for this special celebration of contemporary art in Paris appears to be what the French call le plug: Not only does Tree bear an uncanny resemblance to the flanged sex toy, "Chocolate Factory" will see workers produce thousands of chocolate figurines of Santa Claus holding this "emblem."
!! OMG, HEIL TINA! Hitler was a bull semen chugging methhead according to reports from American Military Intelligence !!
If those gas station rack Oakley's sunglasses had existed in the 40's, then Hitler would have worn them with a white wife beater and a backwards baseball cap with some Kikwear rave pants -- because she was into the TINA!
A 47-page wartime dossier compiled by American Military Intelligence reveals that Hitler took 74 different types of medication to help sooth his hypochondriac vibes and that he was taking crystal meth prior to meeting with Mussolini in the summer of 1943, when he ranted like some tweaked out queen non-stop for two hours. GURRRL!
He also had nine injections of a drug called Vitamultin, which contained meth-amphetamine, during his final days in his bunker:
Hitler fell under the spell of Dr Morell, who ran a clinic in Berlin, in 1936. He gave him medication called Mutaflor to cure stomach cramps, and Hitler became a devotee. Morell then prescribed the barbiturate Brom-Nervacit, the morphine-based drug Eukodal, bulls' semen, to give him a testosterone boost, and Pervitin, a pill containing crystal meth.Oh please! That bull semen excuse is SO transparent! Heard that one before! It does NOT make you more masc, Hitler! Infact it just makes you more of a queen for drinking it to begin with. Not foolin' anyone, honnay!
Comedienne Casey Jane Ellison returns with a brand new panel of ladies for another instalment of Touching The Art, this time discussing "Art X Entertainment, Art VS Porn, Art N' Fashion" Check it out below!
!! OMG, he's naked: 'Celebrity Big Brother' contestant, Gladiator, and Nicki Minaj video hoe David McIntosh !!
David McIntosh is a British ex-military and security operative who became a television personality, actor, and fitness model. A former Royal Marines commando, he was a Gladiator on the Sky 1 TV series Gladiators, under the name Tornado. In 2014, he participated in Celebrity Big Brother 14. In 2014, McIntosh appeared in fitness magazine "Muscle & Fitness", the Jennifer Hudson music video "Walk It Out", and the Nicki Minaj music video "Anaconda".Check him out after the NSFW jump!
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!! OMG, this cut-up of drunk people to THE WALKING DEAD opening bares an uncanny resemblance to the real thing !!
Season 5 of The Walking Dead premiered on Monday and was the highest watched episode of the show ever! Maybe it's because the stars of the show are highly relatable.
Check out "The Walking Drunk", a cut-up of drunk people on camera edited to the opening of The Walking Dead!