!! OMG, what a pleasant "gift from G.O.D.": Rome Fortune's 'Get the Guap' !!
When I was 11 I was obsessed with DMX, but really I think I fancied him; I said I fancied Mariah, but let's be honest I blooming wanted to BE HER [and still kind of do, oh gees I'd jab Nicki Minj-a in her third eye with my mic so hard, give her a purple/green eye to go with her purple/green hair]!
I'm not afraid now to admit to wanting to be Mariah with her Aliens Trilogy-shaped hair-do in the Honey video, but my taste in rap usually orientates towards one of two things; either you are queer and I can relate to what you are spluttering about, or the production on your record is so good that I am listening regardless of the content. One artist that has me listening is MC Ride of Death Grips; his rap is minimal which gives a slow pink-skinned Brit-boy enough time to listen and hear things about this that and the like, the other is Rome Fortune.
Rome's new track 'Get the Guap' tells the story of D related G, involving a P wielding B and a large crew of N's; the production by Dun Deal is mesmeric whoozy-pooz, and his lyrics are to-the-point and obv enough for my FLOPPY PINK-SOCK EARS to comprehend, as with any good music of any old genre Rome tells a good story [but never as good a story as Mariah in the Honey video when she speaks spanglish and then jumps out the window into the pool, sorry Rome, it's true hon]!
I'm already the illest in my opinion so the competition from this point lies within me.
[via dazed]
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Monday, May 20, 2013
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!! OMG, Babe[s], Pig[s] in the City: NastyPig's SS13 promo !!
OMG, Babe[s], Pig[s] in the City: NastyPig's SS13 video [towleroad]
Dorothy's painterly boobery: Bea Arthur nude painting sold for nearly 2 million [dlisted]
Ben Cohen cuddling babies [queerty]
In Liu of...: Lucy Liu for Net-a-porter [celebitchy]
Stark naked: Robb Stark's botty-parts [ohlala]
Jessica Alba's Street Fighter-grams [celebcafe]
She's a squarker: Anouk's 'Birds' [arjan]
Yes Plurs: Olly Murs for Walmart Risers [popbytes]
Why your purse is grosser than a toilet seat [jezebel]
Chloe throws shady goop at Gwyneth [socialitelife]
projectile milk: Harvey Milk Day Community photo project [kenneth]
Macaulay is roommates with hamster fiddling Pete Dougherty [evilbeet]
AfterElton's '10 Hottest Movie Villains Ever' [thebacklot]
Kim Kardash-hounds' Kankle-pops [amygrindhouse]
Trans-respectable: Pentagon recognises trans veteran [joemygod]
Wade Robson natter chatters about MJ on the Today Show [tabloidprodigy]
W for Watson: Emma Watson for W [theblemish]
Birdie, Eagle, Albatross, Pigeon: Clay Pigeon Golf Shooting [doubleviking]
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Friday, May 17, 2013
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!! OMG, Head & ShouldArs above the rest: Shanzhai Biennial's Dark Optimism !!
Featuring Chinese model Wu Ting lip synching to a stolen Mandarin counterfeit of Sinead O'Connor's original, wearing an imitation Head&ShouldArs shampoo sequined gown, New York-based art/brand amalgamation 'Shanzhai Biennial' look to release the "aura of a brand" by eliminating the impetuous to sell sell sell. Sorry guys I think you failed because I totes want that ANTI_DANDRUFF DRESS !
Shanzhai Biennial describe their practice as "[a] multinational brand posing as an art-project posing as an multinational brand posing as a biennial" with the term 'Shanzhai' referring to the Chinese trend for counterfeit production of this that and the kitchen skank.
Well you know what they say; "fake it till you make it...at home out of sequins cut from counterfeit shampoopoo bottles"...they say that you know !
[via nowness]
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Friday, May 17, 2013
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!! OMG, young and sweet only 37: Dancing Queen...of the bus stop !!
The YouTube owner of this video is called Jane Rowland, and I'm going to just go ahead and say that's Kelly's older sister right now. It's so obviously really with those hip jiggles and the lip-synch heavenly talents, it's just like the world to put the less talented but prettier sister in the limelight and leave the real talent at the bus stop, waiting for the 34 to take her back home to her apartment above 'The Golden Dumpling'.
See the preview video for Kelly Rowland's new single, [?] totally filmed where her sister Jane works at Wally's Wash'n'Fold, the title of the track 'Dirty Laundry' [below] totally about that flipping sky blue button-up that Jane wears year-round, even if she's working up a musty sweat prancing about at the bus stop...erm Kelly, you might want to return her calls, that's why she keeps checking her phone in the video, durrrrr!
[Thanks Julia!]
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Friday, May 17, 2013
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!! OMG, handle with care: Duckie Brown F/W '13 exclusive for Bullett !!
I love a blue suit with black shoes, it's so very British formal public service institution-esque Thomas-the-Tank-Engine-esque, Postman Pat-esque you know what. And as YSL proved more than 30 years ago, black and blue are very chic when paired together correctly.
So if this guy in the thick blue suit was my gallery intern, I'd be super hoping he'd keep his clompy formal bus conductor Opening Ceremony shoes and thicker-than-most royal blue Duckie Brown suit wandering around the room when the opening commences...and in that case I would be trolloping around the gallery with a book of those luminous orange circular stickers that indicate a sale, and I'd be trying to tag that bright blue multi-pocketed intern ass, just to snuggle with his suiting and get ceremonious with his openings!
Jump bellow to see the rest of the series, which was previewed as a DB web exclusive for Bullett.
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Friday, May 17, 2013
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!! OMG, Judging a book by it's cover: Keys N Krates' 'Treat Me Right' !!
An exploration of various stunning harlequin romance novella covers Keys N Krates' 'Treat Me Right' video I'm totally seeing more of a sort of would you rather [damsel decision dilemma version].
Would you rather:
1) kiss besides a caged waving panda?
2) make out with a denim all-over Nicholas Cage large-faced looky-likey [at 00.45]
3) ride atop a bejeweled Pegasus steed
4) or forget about all those basic bitches, I'm wearing a topaz blue circus catsuit [no bra] and fighting off mutant raccoon she-wolfs with my semi-auto that I got ?
It's a rhetorical question, the 'correct' answer is 'number 4'; NON-BASIC TOPAZ BANSHEE, those others are all rancid hungry-bum curb-slop!
[via booooooom]
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Friday, May 17, 2013
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!! OMG, blancmange melange: Juno Calypso as Joyce !!
"If Pedro Almodóvar hadn't come up with it first I would have really enjoyed calling this project 'women on the verge of a nervous breakdown'."
Juno Calypso -apart from having the perfect speed-dating party-host name- plays the part of Joyce; a sort of disenfranchised has-been botch pug-faced pageant girl, who kind of doesn't know "what-te-deeeee" with herself, and never uses consonants but loves all types of pink; her favourite colour is BLANCMANGE-PINK...for sure-sies.
With names like 'Reconstituted Meat Slices' [above], 'Popcorn Venus' and '12 Reasons You're Tired All The Time' Calypso's photographs are serving up some serious XANAX PEACH-MELBA right about now:
"I was thinking of naming the next one Kimberly-Clark, after those hygiene dispensers you get in public toilets."
Follow the jump to witness the blancmange melange of the remainder of the series.
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Thursday, May 16, 2013
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