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!! OMG, inter-activity: Micro Panda Shall Burst’s ‘Earth And Air And Rain’ EP !!

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WARNING! For those of you who ever got a crayon stuck up their nose/ in their ear instead of just blooming colouring the picture in like you were supposed to; please do not click on this link, it is a rhythm nation procrastination sensation:
E A R T H & A I R & R A I N
For those of you who coloured within the lines please do proceed to follow the link to Micro Panda Shall Burst’s interactivity ‘Earth And Air And Rain’ EP, where you can cursor-control a rich tapestry of shifting colour pixels. I’m warning you CRAYON-NOSE, you’ll get your fingers stuck in the computer screen weaving loom or you’ll end up sat on your PC screen in an attempt to ride the magic carpet home from work…can somebody page the school nurse again !
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!! OMG, pop that ass: Major Lazer’s ‘Bubble Butt’ !!


Featuring Bruno Mars, 2 Chainz, Mystic and Tyga, Major Lazer’s new video is basically saying that those sea punk rich white girls need to learn to lighten up and let loose and if they could just stop INSTA-GRANNYING for one second and dump their rumps around a bit then they would probably achieve something more sea-like such as a jellyfish twerk or a whale blubber crump, which is way more sea-punk than a stick insect!
P.s. Please will some raamp-a-daamp-daamp topless frat boys re-do this video with boys instead of girls; low budget will do, homemade is great, last-minute is fine; we here at omg blog will personally provide the tub for the BUBBLE-BUTT-CHUGGING SCENE; we have a pearlescent teal-green one out back you can use!
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!! OMG, blood bathing: Blatta & Inesha’s ‘We Don’t Know’ !!


Italian scallions Blatta & Inesha are serving some pool party techno beats, millennial electro flumpy whirs and a whole vat of summer punch, which is giving me pool party FOMO.
it’s OK though because I’m off to the ‘7/11’ to grab some dish soap, and I’m going to have a one person IPHONE STROBE FOAM PARTY in the bedroom closet, and anyway that knife-wielding chicken soup lady neighbour is making me reconsider whether this is the sort of party I’m looking to crash, and my one person party is going to be doing beer enemas in the next half an hour so whatever.
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!! OMG, 1st degree: Disclosure’s ‘When a Fire Starts to Burn’ !!

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Those naughty Disclosure brothers better stop it now, they are churning out so many blooming great tracks that it’s becoming a complete bloggy cliché to be posting them like every flipping week…oh hey, another great track from Disclosure, blah blah blah; can’t you fellas just make something mediocre so we can ignore you for a minute, you are like clinging to our Itunes, you have infested our blog, just back off bitches.
Here’s a scorching new track from the Disclosure brothers who once again are SPIT ROASTING US [musically of course, although we are totes wishing literally] with their brown-boy-telling-you-how-it-is-and-things-what-you-are-needing-to-know-in-place-of-mama-who-is-at-church-right-now fast burner ‘When a Fire Starts to Burn’.

Can someone grab a couple of those HUMP-BACK-MOUSE-GROWN EARS, because this house anthem is some kind of 1st degree ear burning inferno?!
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