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!! OMG, Kingdom come: Cassie’s ‘All My Love’ as fondled by Kingdom !!

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LA producer Kingdom’s ginger minge is coming up a copper-cropper once again!
This time he’s fiddled around with Cassie’s track ‘All My Love’ from her recent #RockaByeBaby mixtape, to great avail.
I am listening to it with my eyes closed whilst sniffing my guinea-pig Harold, imagining that it’s Kingdom’s sweaty orange studio-bound ball-mound, I’m literally HUFFY THAT FURRY ORANGE SCROT’!

[via fader]

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!! OMG, welcome to brown town: VV Brown’s ‘Samson’ !!

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The last time VV wrote a record, she ended up ditching the whole thing as she found as a “sonic photograph” it no longer represented how she felt at the time of near-completing it.
She has since explored her love of environmental, ethical fashion through her e-commerce company vvvintage, and having caught the business bug and feeling a sense of too much comfort to be creative she then quit her label to launch her own under the banner ‘YOY’, which scared the crap out of her enough to spark real creativity in order to produce her upcoming record ‘Samson & Delilah’ which is due out this September and includes an accompanying 15 minute short film.
Her first single from the album, ‘Samson’ which you can watch below is out in mid July.

VV spoke to HungerTV [HERE] about her time away from music, her love of film and her changing attitude towards what makes a good song:

“I used to listen to a song and think how can this be a “hit record” but now I listen to a record and it’s all about how it makes me feel…I think I was so consumed in the business of things I had forgotten what it felt like to just listen.” 

[via arjan]

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!! OMG, it’s Tan Mom….bitch!: Tanning Mom’s ‘It’s Tan Mom!’ !!


Looking like she may have been squirting the SPF60 up her crusty brown nose, Tan Mom forgot to learn the words but shut up whatever, so she’ll just mash her CORN KERNEL TEETHYPOOPS till it’s all over and then shush ‘cos she’s a mom or whatever!
Is she the sun’s mom or something, like she’s come down to earth to promote, as she puts it “seeing her goodies brown” [I was just sick through my nose]?!
“Hotter than Octomom”, yeah hun, only cos you pushed a sunshine out of your BACON ‘BITS’N’BITES’ CRUSTY FLAPS; it takes a while to cool down from those kind of first-degree labour skabs!
[via jezebel]

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!! OMG, what a pleasant “gift from G.O.D.”: Rome Fortune’s ‘Get the Guap’ !!

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When I was 11 I was obsessed with DMX, but really I think I fancied him; I said I fancied Mariah, but let’s be honest I blooming wanted to BE HER [and still kind of do, oh gees I’d jab Nicki Minj-a in her third eye with my mic so hard, give her a purple/green eye to go with her purple/green hair]!
I’m not afraid now to admit to wanting to be Mariah with her Aliens Trilogy-shaped hair-do in the Honey video, but my taste in rap usually orientates towards one of two things; either you are queer and I can relate to what you are spluttering about, or the production on your record is so good that I am listening regardless of the content. One artist that has me listening is MC Ride of Death Grips; his rap is minimal which gives a slow pink-skinned Brit-boy enough time to listen and hear things about this that and the like, the other is Rome Fortune.

Rome’s new track ‘Get the Guap’ tells the story of D related G, involving a P wielding B and a large crew of N’s; the production by Dun Deal is mesmeric whoozy-pooz, and his lyrics are to-the-point and obv enough for my FLOPPY PINK-SOCK EARS to comprehend, as with any good music of any old genre Rome tells a good story [but never as good a story as Mariah in the Honey video when she speaks spanglish and then jumps out the window into the pool, sorry Rome, it’s true hon]!

I’m already the illest in my opinion so the competition from this point lies within me.

[via dazed]

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!! OMG, Head & ShouldArs above the rest: Shanzhai Biennial’s Dark Optimism !!

Featuring Chinese model Wu Ting lip synching to a stolen Mandarin counterfeit of Sinead O’Connor’s original, wearing an imitation Head&ShouldArs shampoo sequined gown, New York-based art/brand amalgamation ‘Shanzhai Biennial’ look to release the “aura of a brand” by eliminating the impetuous to sell sell sell. Sorry guys I think you failed because I totes want that ANTI_DANDRUFF DRESS !
Shanzhai Biennial describe their practice as “[a] multinational brand posing as an art-project posing as an multinational brand posing as a biennial” with the term ‘Shanzhai’ referring to the Chinese trend for counterfeit production of this that and the kitchen skank.
Well you know what they say; “fake it till you make it…at home out of sequins cut from counterfeit shampoopoo bottles”…they say that you know !
[via nowness]

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