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!! OMG, Mini lizards are the new nail appliqué: BROOKE CANDY “EVERYBODY DOES” !!


Like Ke$ha but SHINIER, LEZ-ERER and SKANK-ERERER, Brooke Candy’s vomming all about banging models in the bed and popping bottles in the club. I’m not sure I’ve ever banged a model in the bed or popped a bottle in the club, unless you count Blue WKD or Smirnoff Ice.
Along with Lana, S-Club 7, The Spice Girls, The Pussycat Dolls…I could go on….Brooke gets lost in the desert and has to dance for water and a ride back home in her C3PO costume.
At 2.00 she totally channels Kim Kardashian for W Magazine [gold version] with additional FOAMY PLATFORMS to boot.
H#SHT#G: piss_kick_toilet_troll

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!! OMG, HAZEALIA HOT MESS: Azealia Vs Angel Haze !!

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No mention of Azealia and Angel’s Lil’ Kim / Nicki Minaj-style twitter twatter spitter spatter here [or Azealia vs Perez for that matter patter], however a dis track is always funful, and sounds nice and audio whatnot.
Who shat on her head bettererer?


Oh ladies, pipe down, can’t we all just poop-a-scoop and move on?

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!! OMG, Dollarama Bananarama: BEARnanarama ‘Move In My Direction’ !!


My parents knew I was gay when at 2 years old I would crawl up the TV every time Bananarama came on.
Whaaaaaat?!
Well these bears have donned adult diapers with bows on the back and cheap lilac ribbonnette to make what looks like a better and MORE SEXPENSIVE VERSION.
Move OVA Banana Bitches!

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!! OMG, She’s been to the Mall: GITA ‘Let That’ !!


Ok so she wunt down to the maaawwll, popped into Forever 21, got her nails done and gone grabbed herself a Janet Jackson-style-extreme-fish-eye-lense from the Walmart bargain-bin. Oh what else is that, is that a Cabbage-patch doll, oh no sorry a MELON-PATCH DOLL? They don’t sell that at our local Toys’R’Us?! What mall did you go to Gita? Tell me where I can Gitall that stuff girl!

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!! OMG, Azealia answers the Age-old Question: What are those ‘Bad Bitches Doin’? !!

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Miss Banks is so generous; she took a break from ‘gettin’ that c_nt eaten’ to release this new tracksicle ‘BBD’.
I love this cover, it’s like a drag-lashes package with a free cd inside, they should do limited editions where you can peel off the lashes a dance around to her toon with ’em on…that would answer the question ‘what are those bad bitches doin’?’!
YUNG RAPUNXEL lets down her hur in this track:

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