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!! OMG, Revenge is Tweet: M.I.A. tweets reporter’s phone number !!

Rapper with(out?) a cause M.I.A. is tweeting mad! After the New York Times Magazine’s Lynn Hirschberg called the musician out as a poseur and a dilettante in a lengthy (and pretty great!) profile, M.I.A. has decided to get her revenge 2010-style– by tweeting!
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There’s only one problem: that’s Hirschberg’s number, not M.I.A.’s, and now the reporter– who famously took Courtney Love apart in a years-ago Vanity Fair piece– is being inundated with calls from fans of the feisty (and possibly terroristy!) hip-hop sensation!
Responds Ms. Hirschberg to the New York Observer:

“It’s a fairly unethical thing to do, but I don’t think it’s surprising,” she continued. “She’s a provocateur, and provocateurs want to be provocative…

The messages have mostly been from people trying to hook up with M.I.A.,” she said. “If she wants to get together with John at Bard next week, I have his number.”

Hmm! I don’t know about M.I.A. but I’ll take that number! This “John at Bard” person sounds like he could be kind of hot!
[NYT Mag
NY Observer]

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!! OMG, Give This Gal an Oscar: Heidi Montag’s Transformers 3 audition tape !!


Well this is interesting! Heidi Montag, The Hills star and plastic surgery-addict whose life is slowly becoming a David Lynch movie (or maybe David Cronenberg, I can’t decide!) has decided that she wants to replace the just-fired Megan Fox in Transformers 3. She’s even gone so far as to send director Michael Bay the above “audition tape” in which she proves her acting chops by… rampaging through a firing range shooting at targets with a real live gun.
Because that’s what movie stars do!
[Via Videogum]

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!! OMG, They’re Lost: Kute Kitties !!


When you’re a “professional blogger,” sometimes you pray for a cat video! Sometimes the cat video is from yesterday. In those cases, you sometimes say F*CK IT. For anyone who hasn’t yet seen it, here is the hit television show LOST being reenacted by kitty cats. In one minute. It makes about as much sense as the show itself, so I gather.
If you’ve already seen this, I don’t want to hear about it. Just watch it again and enjoy it!

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!! OMG, It Sucks: Sex and the City 2 !!

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The verdict is in: Carrie and the girls are back and they’re worse than ever! While the reviews of the movie are pretty much roundly terrible, The New York Observer‘s Rex Reed tells us all we really need to know about the Sex and the City sequel:

The only thing memorable about Sex and the City 2 is the number two part, which describes it totally, if you get my drift. Everything else in this deadly, brainless exercise in pointless tedium is dedicated to the screeching audacity of delusional self-importance that convinces these people the whole world is waiting desperately to watch two hours and 25 minutes of platform heels, fake orgasms and preposterous clothes…

Dragging its deplorable carcass into infinity, Sex and the City 2 is so bad you can’t even watch the trailer. Almost everyone who has ever appeared on the TV series reappears to mutter two or three lines that contribute nothing to the film they’re in. The women-too old now to pout, whine and babble about their wet dreams, affluent and successful for reasons that are never clear-are all vain, narcissistic, selfish, superficial and really rather stupid.

Well never you mind! We know that all the criticism in the world won’t stop a pyschotic, feather-boa-wrapped horde from descending on the movie tomorrow like a swam of cupcake-and-Cosmo-devouring locusts!
Oh, and I’ll be there too, duh.
[NY Observer]

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