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!! OMG, Now We Can Die: Star-studded Don’t Stop Believing at Carnegie Hall !!


Well, 2012’s barreling toward us like a Mayan snake-bird-God on fire, and you know what that means: APOCALYPSE!
Yes, the End Times are coming, which means it’s time to start watching for the signs. You know: plagues of locusts, raining frogs, Lady Gaga and Elton John (and Shirley Bassey, Debbie Harry, and Bruce Springsteen) singing Don’t Stop Believing at Carnegie Hall… things like that.
Oh also, is it just me or is Our Lady wearing a Barbra Streisand costume?
[Via The Awl]

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!! OMG, How Surprising: Jake Gyllenhaal’s Top Model connection !!


During a promotional interview for the new (ridiculous looking!) Prince of Persia movie, my future husband Jake Gyllenhaal revealed the true, surprising pronunciation of his name! Well now I know– but waittaminute! Does this mean he’s related to Top Model’s WHOLAHAY BROWN? If so, what will that make my relation to her?
[Towleroad]

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!! OMG, Kele and Jessica 6 to tour North America together !!


Buff Bloc Party singer/guitarist Kele Okereke has announced his first solo tour of North America and he’s bringing along Nomi Ruiz’s awesome band Jessica 6. Aside from a love of a deep dark dance music, Nomi and Kele have something else in common: they’ve both lent their vocal talents to Hercules & Love Affair. Though whether or not the tracks Kele recorded with Hercules’ Andy Butler earlier this year will end up on the band’s forthcoming album remains to be seen.
Watch the video for Kele’s new single “Tenderoni” above and check out the tour dates after the jump. Ticket info via FB.

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!! OMG, Not Saying Anything But: She plays softball! !!


You may have heard that Elena Kagan has been nominated to the Supreme Court, where she would join Rude Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Sonia Sotomayor as the Ladies of the Bench. But the real news is the Wall Street Journal found a photo of her playing softball like 25 years ago. And, well, you know what softball means!
(If you don’t know what softball means please allow expert Pat Buchanan to tell you!)

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!! OMG, Predict Your Poop: Stool Scanner Lite !!

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Curious to know what your next poo will look like? Well who isn’t curious about the quality of their future bowel movements?! Now there’s a new iPhone application that will (supposedly) tell you. Either that or it’s just a gross joke— you can decide which.
All Stool Scanner Lite– the 29th most popular free iPhone application in the UK!– asks of you is that you press a finger from your “wiping hand” to the screen of your iPhone so it can take a stool sample. Oh, and then you press your face to the screen, for I don’t know what reason but it must be important!
The program then “analyzes” your “stool” and gives you a prediction as to your next dump. Firm or loose!? Dark chocolate or that weird yellowish color!? Stool Scanner Lite, the Magic 8 Ball of shit, has all the answers! You can even buy an upgrade which allows you to post your poop to Facebook. Classy!
(Gay tourism applications are still banned from the iPhone, though, so don’t even try.)
[WOW Report]

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