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!! OMG, Filthy Rich: Pests Take Over the Upper East Side !!

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The Upper East Side sure isn’t what it used to be. Blair and Serena’s posh stomping grounds has recently been beset with some very un-posh visitors: the neighborhood has become completely overrun by disgusting vermin and rich old ladies from 59th to 96th are quaking in their pearls!
Last week, the Wall Street Journal reported on the terrifying Upper East Side Rat Takeover, with rats looting delis and destroying cars (perhaps stretch limousines!?) from the inside out. This week, New York Magazine tells us a terrifying tale of high-class bedbugs hooked on silk sheets and Dior gowns– and the Upper East Side society matrons who are engaged in a secret battle to exterminate them.
But where did these pests come from? Everyone knows that the fabulously wealthy aren’t supposed to have these problems! Could it be the wrath of Mrs. Astor?
[New York Magazine
The Wall Street Journal]

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!! OMG, How Versatile: God !!

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Oh, look! It’s like God’s little Manhunt profile! It’s good to know that he’s so enthusiastically versatile (or as we call it around these parts, a “Vendela Vida”) but he’d probably get more response if he included some other details. Cut or uncut? How big? Into pig play? And of course, under what circumstances will he bareback?! These are the things I need to know before I join the Victory Fellowship Church!
(Thanks to Ken D. for the tip!)

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!! OMG, Bloc Party’s Kele gets ripped for new solo album !!

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SUMMER JAM ALERT! Bloc Party frontman Kele Okereke has always been known for his powerful vocal pipes, but judging from the above press shot, he’s been spending some time honing his other set of pipes. Kele, who came all the way out of the closet in a recent Butt magazine interview, is about to release a very dancey solo album on June 22 (June 21 in the UK) called The Boxer . The first single is “Tenderoni” and it’s an early contender for Official Gym Queen Anthem of Summer 2010.

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!! OMG, How Sneaky: Gringo Masks !!

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Hey Mexicans, Guidos/Guidettes, Goths, sunbaked Jewish grannies from Boca, Ganguro girls and everyone else who doesn’t happen to have blond hair and skin the color of Robert Pattinson’s glittery ass: crack open a can of salsa and mix yourself up a margarita because we have a great and important surprise for you!
Gringo Masks! Happy Cinco de Mayo!!!
After all, now that existing while tan is now officially a crime in John McCain’s great state of Racistzona, it’s extra-important to be able to evade the pokey by looking super-white. And nothing says, Hey Papi, I’m legal! like a paper mask! Lucky for you, now there’s Gringomask.com, which provides a simple, no-fuss, no-muss solution to the problem of a less than lily complexion. Just print out the mask, glue a popsicle stick on it, wave it in front of your face and voila– no one would ever suspect you of habloing espaƱol!
Don’t delay! Print it out and slap it on right now and head out to enjoy your fun in the Tucson sun!
[Gringo Masks via Gothamist]

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!! OMG, How Fun: Canabalt !!

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Hey it’s Wednesday afternoon, which means you’re probably looking for a complete waste of time! Look no farther than a simple-but-addictive game called Canabalt, which combines cartoonishly gorgeous graphics and so-easy-it’s-diabolical gameplay into something that seemed really stupid until I realized I had just killed an hour on it.
[Canabalt via BoingBoing]

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