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!! OMG, Shut Uppppp! It’s National Day of Silence !!


Hey, I just remembered that it’s the National Day of Silence. Does that mean I don’t have to write any more posts? And shouldn’t Lance Bass have tape on his mouth or something? I guess celebrities are exempt from the silence! (I know, I know– it’s just for the schoolchildren. But still!)
I’m kind of surprised that conservatives are just starting to complain about this now. I remember people doing the Day of Silence thing fifteen years ago when I was in high school and no one cared about it at all. (Or even really noticed it was happening!) And s far as in-your-face activism goes, isn’t shutting the f*ck up about as inoffensive as it gets? Do you really have to take your kids out of school to prevent them from being exposed to gay protesters who aren’t saying anything?
Okay, you won’t hear a peep out of me for the rest of the day! (Ugh, just kidding; I still have one more post to do 🙁 )
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!! OMG, I am Spartacus (with cats) !!

kittensspartans.jpgcovered up. But what if the peens are obscured with… kitties?
An intrepid reporter from The Houston Chronicle has taken it upon himself to photoshop a bunch of mewling cats into racy screengrabs from Starz’ Spartacus: Blood and Sand, and the results are LOL– and maybe still hot or am I crazy?
(Of course, if you want to see the guys from Spartacus with everything hanging out, we can do that for you too. Link NSFW!)
More of my favorites are after the jump. Thanks to Squids Need Love for the tip.

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!! OMG gossip: Ryan Phillippe has still got it !!

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Ryan Phillippe does Men’s Health, and his abs could give you a paper cut [dlisted]
Kelly Rowland got in a fight with the Qantas flight attendants [popeater]
OMG porn parody of True Blood! You knew it was coming. [towleroad]
American Idol wants Paula Abdul back on board [socialite life]
OMG Cristiano Ronaldo has a big peen and is good in bed. Says this lady. [tabloid prodigy]
Did Larry King and his wife really “punch” each other? [superficial]
Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s hair is mysteriously longer [betty]
Lindsay Lohan is “too busy” for court [allie]
OMG Real Housewives paper dolls! [poto]
Sign language interpreter for Lady GaGa is signing his way to pop stardom [kenneth]
Did Kate Hudson get little breast implants? [gone hollywood]
OMG new Hanson video! Yes, really. [bwe]
Ethan Hawke picks his nose [hollywood rag]
Catherine Zeta-Jones gets naked for Allure [drunken stepfather, link nsfw]
OMG who is Madonna‘s Glee crush? [l.a. rag mag]
A volcano eruption in Iceland grounded planes all over Europe [oh la la]
Reason #1 why not to befriend people with babies on Facebook [yep yep]

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!! OMG, How embarrassing: We might be stupid! !!

We meaning everyone except me of course. I am very smart!
Those of you who can read and know how to use a computer might have seen Stupid Fight going around the internet in the last few hours. It’s a clever little web application which calculates– based on science!— the stupidity of various Twitter followers. I have no idea how it works but it’s science so it must be right. Right?
It was with a smug little smile on my face that I used the program to pit OMG Blog’s Twitter followers against the people I was sure were the absolute dumbest idiots on the internet– Justin Bieber fans. Well was I in for an unpleasant surprise! (Click to enlarge.)
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The moral of this story, I guess, is follow us on Twitter if you’re not an idiot. And if you’re already following us on Twitter and you’re positive that you’re not one of the stupid ones– which I’m sure you’re not; you seem totally smart from what I can tell from here!– Tweet at us more so we can improve our score. Pretty please? This is a little embarrassing!

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