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!! OMG, How Terrifying: Real-life Sea Monsters !!

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While everyone else is busy obsessing about whether a shaved and primped Ben Affleck is really masturbating in a high-quality amateur porn video (hint: I really doubt it!) I’m busy obsessing about the scary and unknown monsters at the bottom of the ocean.
After looking at these pictures, I’ve made up my mind: I’m never going swimming again!
See a couple more scary ones after the jump.

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!! OMG gossip: Everyone loves twincest !!

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X-Factor contestants the Jedward twins continue to fulfill countless gay twincest fantasies [tabloid prodigy]
The rockin’ grandpas of The Who may not play any more shows for an interesting reason [popeater]
Another ancient grandpa of rock Ron Wood has a new much younger girlfriend [drunken stepfather, link nsfw]
A Malawi gay couple imprisoned for having an engagement have been denied a trial [towleroad]
Lady GaGa‘s penis is back! [celebitchy]
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are, in fact, dating [l.a. rag mag]
Russian figure skater/sore loser Evgeny Plushenko created the platinum Olympic medal in his mind (and on his official website) [dlisted]
Kate Winslet keeps her Oscar on the back of her toilet [agent bedhead]
Nothing sells ladies bikinis and resortwear like a naked guy [oh la la, link nsfw]
Did Janice Dickinson really say that about Tyra? [gabby]
Whitney Houston disappointments Australia in the first show of her tour [evil beet]
Shakira will help the children of Latin America with lots of $$$ [celeb parasite]
Tiger Woods apology: REMIXED! [amy grindhouse]
Kellan Lutz gave up gummy bears for the sake of his Calvin Klein underwear campaign [socialite life]
Jessica Simpson has allegedly caused a bar brawl with her hotness [betty]
Canada gets the last laugh after a disappointing hockey defeat by the American team [kenneth]
OMG trannie before and afters! [2leep]

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!! OMG, you need them: Isabel Mastache penis pants !!

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Spanish designer Isabel Mastache debuted these penis trousers at Madrid Fashion Week and instantly set off a firestorm of discourse in the fashion blogosphere. Are they pervy? Yes. Funny? Maybe. Sure to haunt Isabel for the rest of her career? Surely.
Watch the full Isabel Mastache FW10 fashion show after the jump.

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!! OMG, he’s gay: Vampire Weekend’s Rostam Batmanglij !!

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Vampire Weekend keyboardist/singer/songwriter Rostam Batmnaglij has confirmed to After Elton that he is gay in a new interview.
Here are his comments on the song “I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend” that he wrote for his other band Discovery:

With that song I was having fun, but at the same time it was honest — those lyrics are meaningful to me, they come from my heart. I was disappointed when it didn’t become a gay anthem, but, you know, it’s not too late.

Read the full interview here.
(via Sticky, link NSFW)

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