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!! OMG, new Janet Jackson video: “Make Me” !!


Janet Jackson is bringing the big hair, big earrings and dark lips back in the video for “Make Me”. The song is taken from Number Ones, a greatest hits comp that leans heavily toward her earlier material. A retro vibe definitely carries this video, with minimal staging, black-and-white photography and an emphasis on choreography. It would’ve been a bit much to expect a nod to her spiral perm heyday but Miss Janet hasn’t looked this good in a long time so I’ll take it.

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!! OMG, how practical: Constipated homeless lady !!


This lady’s delivery is so good, the scene could be a Metamucil commercial if it weren’t actually an episode of To Serve and Protect (the Canadian version of Cops).

“It feels like there’s a baseball bat up my bum”

(Thanks to Rory for the tip!)

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!! OMG, How Chaste: Side Hugs! !!


Here at OMG Headquarters, we spend a lot of time thinking of new ways to minimize our level of sin. Although there are a lot of things we’re not willing to give up (gaiety, covetousness, swear words) there are a few places where it’s easy to cut back on the sinfulness. For instance: hugs! A week ago, I didn’t even know that hugs were sinful at all. That’s before I learned about the difference between front hugs (sinful) and side hugs (not sinful!!!!). By eliminating front hugs from my life in favor of side hugs, it allows me to sin more freely in other, more meaningful areas. Who really cares about hugs anyway?

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