Once a Sassy magazine model, now a dayglo jungle princess Kelis has reinvented herself many times over the years. But if one thing has remained…
Okay, I’m not sure exactly who this Tommy Reeve is, because his Wikipedia page seems to be in German, and I don’t speak any German….
Did someone say WORLD’S SMALLEST STALLION? You bet they did! [Via The Awwwwwwwl]
First he tells everybody to do the conga. Then he slaps a lady’s boobs. And doesn’t even seem very enthusiastic about it! Cheer up Wedding…
Well, I’d give Antonin Scalia a rimjob before I laid a finger on scummy TMZ owner Harvey Levin, so whatever. [via Queerty]