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!! OMG, How Fake! Turkish “Big Brother” !!

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While everyone else was freaking out about the New York Times Afghanistan hostage situation, another more glamorous hostage crisis was going on in an even funner part of the Muslim world! Nine Turkish ladies were recently rescued from imprisonment in the above lavish villa in Istanbul to which they were lured with empty promises of reality teevee stardom. Upon their arrival at their paradisaical prison, they were met with neither fame nor a million dollar prize, but instead were held for months and forced to wear bikinis and dance and fight by the pool while their nudie pictures were sold on the internet. Thankfully they were otherwise unmolested, but this story is really freaking me out because it’s totally the type of thing that could happen to me so easily. If someone tells me I’m going to be on Big Brother, I’m showing up– no questions asked.
(FYI, Frank and I have now been rejected by Amazing Race TWICE. These are the homos they chose instead. Whatever! We love to wear bikinis and fight by the pool, so what’s the problem?)
The full story of these ladies’ rescue from fake reality hell is at The Guardian, via The Awl.

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!! OMG, How Realistic: Photoshop Disasters !!

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I’m starting to suspect that BeyoncĂ© might be a synthetic person constructed using HyperColor technology. She’s never the same color twice! Does she even have a natural skin tone or is she just spray painted a fresh shade every time she has to make an appearance in public?
By the way, I recommend not clicking over to Photoshop Disasters cause it’s way too easy to get sucked in for hours. A few of their other good ones are after the jump.
(Thanks Kevin for the tip.)

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!! OMG, How Provocative: Cruelty Doesn’t Fly !!

What would we do without PETA? If it weren’t for the animal rights organization and their pointlessly provocative tactics, we would never get to see great ads like this one, CRUELTY DOESN’T FLY, in which Pammy Anderson plays a very eccentric TSA employee who forcibly strips animal products from travelers’ bodies before allowing them through her gates.
Watch for a brief glimpse of ass from WORK OUT’S Greg Plitt, toward the end. I don’t know if this is safe for work or not. I’m putting it after the jump just to be on the safe side, but don’t get too excited.

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!! OMG, He’s Basically Naked: Brandon Beemer !!

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Everything’s better in Europe! Soap opera hunk Brandon Beemer (maybe the perfect man?) had to go all the way to Italy to get naked– for Italian Vanity Fair. He could have stayed right here, stripped down for Bold and the Beautiful, and I think plenty of people would have been perfectly happy.
No, he doesn’t show his cock in these pictures, and yes, the butt is more of a butt profile. But he’s basically the perfect man, so shouldn’t that count for something? Pics after the jump.

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!! OMG, It’s For You! (Maybe.) !!


Gawker just posted this old ad for Plato’s Retreat, the famous 1970’s swinger club for “Free thinking adult couples.” There are a lot of really amazing things about this it, but mostly it just made me miss TV ad jingles! “The pleasure and the fun will keep you feeling young. It’s for you!”

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