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!! OMG, new Homophones song: ‘Ona Judge’! !!

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We first heard the sardonic summery sounds of Philadelphia-based band The Homophones in Bruce LaBruce’s zombie porn flick Otto; or Up With Dead People. Their bouncy acoustic pop song “Everyone’s Dead” was a highlight of the film’s soundtrack. A re-worked version of the song can also be found on their debut full-length Holiday In Your Head (available to stream and buy via Bandcamp).
For a taste of what’s to come, we’ve got a track off their forthcoming Grey Ghost EP called “Ona Judge” that features Markland Starkie of Sleeping States on back-up vocals. If you’re in Philly this weekend, check them out at Cedar Street Studios’ Bang for the Buck Bazaar & Concert.
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FREE MP3 DOWNLOAD: “Ona Judge” by The Homophones

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!! OMG How Disgusting/Hot: Dirty-Talking Republicans !!


There’s something kind of sexy about dirty-talking Republicans, no matter how old and gross they are. It’s just so taboo, right? Perhaps even the sweetest taboo?! Well, I don’t know if I’d go that far. But anyway.
Sweetest or not, today is a great day, because California Republican assemblyman Michael D. Duvall has been caught giving the play-by-play on his sexual conquests into a hot mic in the California Legislature. Apparently Duvall has been getting down with a naughty 36-year-old lobbyist (with unusual taste in undies?) and can’t stop bragging about it! It’s all on tape:

“She wears little eye-patch underwear,” said Duvall, who is married with two 
children. “So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And
 so, we had made love Wednesday–a lot! And so she’ll, she’s all, ‘I am going 
up and down the stairs, and you’re dripping out of me!’ So messy!”

“So, I am 
getting into spanking her. Yeah, I like it. I like spanking her. She goes,
 ‘I know you like spanking me.’ I said, ‘Yeah! Because you’re such a bad 
girl!'”

It’s so European! Except much more trashy and depressing! And it goes on.
Assemblyman Duvall is obviously an outspoken crusader against gay marriage and a staunch advocate of so-called family values. I suppose spankings are a kind of family value, so maybe it all makes sense.
The above video features the audio of some of Duvall’s steamy exchange. Keep your hands out of your pants, boys! I know it’s erotic, but I’m sure you have work you should be doing.
P.S., It’s off the subject but KCAL 9’s intrepid investigative reporter in the above video deserves a whole post of his own. Give this man a newsmagazine show!
(Quotes from The OC Weekly via Gawker)
UPDATE: After being stripped of his committee posts, Duvall has resigned from his position.

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!! OMG, He’s Naked: Nicky Bell !!

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I’m not totally sure that British up-and-comer Nicky Bell is exactly my cup of tea. He looks suspiciously like he could be a lost member of the Weasley family. But maybe that’s exciting to the many Hermione-identifying members of our audience, and who cares what I think anyway? I have to admit that even if he’s a little sallow and pinched for my personal tastes, he definitely has an ass I can get behind— as he proves in great detail in the upcoming (in the US at least) AWAYDAYS.
Find out for yourself after the jump. NSFW!

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!! OMG, How Fancy: Cindy the Poodle !!

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Sandra “Sandy” Hartness of Yucca Valley, CA is a lady with a mission: to make her poodle Cindy look as creative and exotic as doggily possible. The professional dog groomer and owner of the Sandy Paws Grooming Shop is handier than Banksy with a can of spray-paint and would give Edward Scissorhands a run for his money with a pair of hedgeclippers. As for Cindy, this poodle is nothing if not a true pro, with a cool, competitive streak that has given her the edge in many a dog grooming competition. Says owner Sandy:

“You’re under quite a lot of pressure but Cindy is so calm and collected when she’s on the table – she’s all business during the competition.”

That’s harder than it seems when you’re a poodle disguised as a giant chicken!
True: some might argue that if God meant for poodles to look like chickens and Ninja Turtles he would have given them feathers and kitana blades. While I recognize the validity of that argument, I think most modern religious scholars would remind us that God gave poodles all that fur so that it can be shaved and dyed into ridiculous topiary fashions!
Other naysayers might posit that it hurts a dog’s feelings to turn her into a beautiful creature of whimsical fantasy. Ms. Hartness offers a sensible rebuke to those critics on her website:

For those who are overly concerned about the dogs emotions. Cindy loves the attention. She will prance around and expects your attention. This is a Creative Grooming Contest and Cindy will look like this for only a few hours. After the contest Cindy will be shaved.

I doubt even the most militant animal rights killjoy can argue with a prancing poodle desperate for love. So go ahead: enjoy Cindy’s outrageous (and award-winning) look book after the jump. Give her the attention she craves and deserves!

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!! OMG, How Courageous: Tyra Banks Goes Weaveless !!


In just a few short years on television, Tyra Banks has proven herself to be a woman who is not afraid to take a stand for justice! On both America’s Next Top Model and her eponymous talk show, Ms. Banks (don’t call her Piggy!) has chosen to bravely speak out on the topics of apologies with attitude, Tiffany, touching the toilet seat with your panties, young bitches and, perhaps most movingly, nasty remarks.
And with the premier of the fifth season of The Tyra Banks Show, Tyra is taking her social activism to truly unprecedented levels: in a show of solidarity with people who don’t wear wigs (or maybe a show of solidarity with people who DO wear wigs; it’s so revolutionary that I can’t even decide!!?) she is appearing publicly for the first time with no hairpiece to speak of! This includes scarves I guess cause maybe you remember there was that one season of ANTM where she wore a scarf on her head in every episode like she was Brett Michaels.
Of course, Tyra makes her momentous natural hair reveal having just gotten out of the shower, with her hair soaking wet and slicked back… which completely doesn’t count because it’s basically the same as wearing extensions. But even with wet, slicked-back hair, Tyra actually seems to be freaking out a little bit. Her voice is wavering and she looks genuinely nervous. Poor Tyra! I actually think she looks much better than usual. For the past few years a lot of her pieces have looked like they were purchased at Kathy Griffin’s yard sale.
Tyra, thank you for your self-sacrificing dedication and commitment to achieving hairpiece understanding! We here at OMG Blog salute you.

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