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!! OMG, long weekend: Azealia Banks’ No Problems !!


Azealia finally RUpologised to Angel Haze over whatever it was that something something something or whatever…well at least this fun song came out of all that pop plop that happened, and now we have a video filmed at ULTRA Festival in Miami, where skanks and dudes go to erm dump their fashion-fails and dress as earth-godesses [who btw just happen to be scantily clad, “I’m not a skank I’m ‘free-spirited'”…you know that sort of thing].
Just like Azealia I also don’t want no problems, I’m only saying their skanks because I’m jealous of their boogie and all the straight guys they get to bonk and lick. There’s nothing hotter than a sunburned straight dude with MDMA plate-eyes and a FERAL PENCHANT FOR FOAMY BEVERAGES!
Although I won’t let the trashion fashion go, so here’s LAWeekly’s ‘The 13 Most Hardcore Ravers at Ultra’ otherwise known as ‘Gifs to make you Gip’!
[thanks Bear!]

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!! OMG, snuggle smuggle: Say Lou Lou’s ‘Julien’ !!

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Julian, was that you that pooped on the carpet?…oh Ju-li-an?! What have we told you, like a thousand times?
Sydney/Stockholm ‘sisters’ Say Lou Lou are stunning. Their voices are pretty, they dress real nice, and they harvest morning-after happy-comedown sounds and squidge them into pop nuggets for all to listen to.
Well, don’t be fooled, they are only sisters in the criminal sense: they are smuggling this snugly male model slash-pet Julian across the border by the sounds of their new song, of the same name. They went on holiday and had a black-and-white fling with him in their first video ‘Maybe You’, and now they are looking to just smuggle him home, just like that!
Well good luck with that girls, hope you don’t get imprisoned for human trafficking or whatever, if so please continue to write and record songs from your respective prison cells, as these ones sound lovely. “Good luck and don’t fudge it up!”

[via DN]

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!! OMG, konichiWHAT?: Tokyo Fashion Week’s No-Show Looks !!

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Tokyo Fashion Week gave us pattern-patch pastel mannequins, felty front-zippers and rainbow pixie parades, whilst outside the shows we saw a PEE-WEE HERMAN SACK-DRESS, a bowl-cut school girl-left-her-pantaloons-in-gym-class and both goat-hair and cat-eye NIPPLE-RASHES.
Jump below to see some select snaps of these head-to-Tokyo looks.

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!! OMG, well if you’d just stand still for a second: Sandra Kolstad’s ‘Run Away [Where Are We?]’ !!

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Honey, get out of the middle of the road, don’t lie there. What do you mean you have a big gaping scab on your chest, I’m not surprised if you do silly things like that.
You can watch NSFW Norwegian Forest flapper Sandra and friends FLOPPING AROUND THE MISTY GROVE after the jump.
Oh great, now she’s skinny dipping in the middle of winter! Well, you can wash that bird poop from under your eyes whilst your at it young lady!

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!! OMG, get your curvy girlfriend over: Little Boot’s ‘Broken Record’ !!

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If this is what a broken record sounds like, I’m gonna get my ‘curvy’ girlfriend Stanley to sit on my vinyl collection so they all sound this cute and funfilled.
Sounding a tad MDNAish but with church bells accompaniment to give it that Au-current PAPAL feel, Little Boots’ ‘Broken Record’ will definitely do.
Speaking of MDNA,Stanley honey, bring over your extensive FUCHSIA LIP-LINER collection…it’s the weeeeeekeeeeeeend!”

[via WAPS]

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