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!! OMG, “Nana Grab Bags gladly obliges”: ‘My Son the Dressmaker’ !!

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This completely made my eyes leak, this had never happened ever, I believe they call it crying…all I know is when I read it my face got wet, and after I freaked out and ran to a mirror I discovered it was coming from my eyes, I honestly thought I’d pissed my face, so I phoned Health Line, and the lovely nurse lady person on the other end explained the crying to me…freaked me right the hell out for a bit though….pheww, crying, ok!
Not since Lohanthony have I got so excited about some toddler-in-tiara out-sassing this old queen:

My son cries as if he’s been assaulted when he gets a small splinter or scrapes his knee playing outside, but if he gets poked or scratched by pins while draping and sewing he doesn’t bat an eye.

..ok THAT is ferocious !!
C.J. is some sort of runway ready sassy baby, who is putting a grandma to good use making her pin and sew for his Lagerfeld drapery demands; better than leaving her at the kitchen table with a puzzle book and her hemorrhoid pillow.

Some of the fabric C.J. selected because “it’s shiny and sassy and drapey.”
This ribbon reminded C.J. of fairies and fairy tales and Barbie…C.J. and Nana started with Mock Smock fabric…C.J. paired it with pink glitter spandex leggings.

Bam!! Fashion Babies !!
You can read all about C.J.s cross-generational sweatshop of glamour over at Queerty’s ‘Raising My Rainbow’, where GLAM AND GRAN converge to make fashion dreams a “sassy drapey” reality.

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!! OMG, knitted pickle surprising: Jylle Navarro’s knitwears !!

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Jylle Navarro’s work sometimes is a little ‘woolen Monsters In[c] Your Pockets’, often a tad ‘sock goblins who live under the bed’ sometimes just a bit ‘Pickle Surprise’ [above] and can end up down right ‘harajuku lamp-shade ladies with tangled yarny nunchuck slinkies’!
Jylle spoke to Wonderland [HERE] about her current interest in Bowie’s alien iconography, macrame and tasseling, and her ideas for the next collection:

“I think I might got for a John Waters style freak and fetish collection.I’m thinking grown men in knitted baby bonnets.”

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!! OMG, cathedral couture: the architectural garments of Matija Čop !!

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Croatian designer Matija Čop laser-cuts sections of Gothic Cathedral plans out of foam, adding tabs and slots to allow the construction of reversible garments without the need for sewing.
Outfit sections can be reconfigured to create architectural motifs around the body, and the material is UV and water resistant, which makes it perfect for priestly pool parties and Sunday service foam parties and church choir wet t-shirt parties and ARCHITECTURAL BUKAKI PARTIES also!
Follow the jump to see various configurations, interpretations and alta-rations.

[[ OMG, there’s more: JUMP IN to read the rest ]]

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!! OMG, girl+calculator=happy prom date: girl takes pocket-sized date to prom !!

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Instead of turning up to her prom sad and alone Regina -she’s my new best friend not yours- Reynolds decided not to be sad at all and to ask her calculator a less conventional math question, and the answer equaled ‘yes’.
So off they went, her in a lace-corseted silky number with wet look curls, him in a tiny boxy hand-made silk tux. Regina and her calcudater slow danced, drank fruit punch [this I made up], made out next to the emergency exit [I also just made this up] and shared a mutual love of long-multiplication and prime number theories.
Let’s hope they share a happy life of pi together, and they multiply and have little button babies and such.
[via odditycentral]

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!! OMG, want to party inside a giant homosexual disco sheep? !!

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Or, to be more precise, want to party inside a Big-Ass Amazingly Awesome Homosexual Sheep (a.k.a. BAAAHS) at the Burning Man Festival, that annual radical self-expression piss-up that invades Nevada’s Black Rock Desert at the end of August?
Well, it turns out you possibly can thanks to a group of intrepid San Francisco queens who have cooked up a plan to transform a school bus into a BAAAHS: a two-storey, 40-foot long geodesic dome that will be “part mutant vehicle, part penetrable sculpture, part socio-political statement, and part gay disco.” And all sheep.
To realize this ovis oasis, they are attempting to raise $10,000 via Kickstarter and appear to be well on their way to attaining that goal.
Why are they doing this? As is explained in the below Kickstarter video, the idea behind the BAAAHs is to bust open the insular world of gay “burners” by inviting everyone to enter a giant fluffy white sheep’s anus loaded DJs, dancers and performers booked by Honey Soundsystem’s Jacob Sperber.

And here are the men behind the BAAAHS:
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BAAAH-rilliant.

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