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!! OMG, Beyoncé’s gotta Knowles: She is looking like a vase sometimes !!

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Buzzfeed just fed us something that we are gagging on and we are now blowing up chunks of MING DYNASTY ROAMING TIGER CERAMIQUE!

Follow the jump to see such looks as an Oscar “small town aunt’s mantlepiece” vase dress and a Met Gala “just like the gifts you’d find on special offer in the back pages of a doll collectors magazine” gown!
Ooh girl, you Knowles they’re not wrong!

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!! OMG, bitchy [Mc] Queen!: Ziggy phones Alexander !!

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A couple of weeks back we gave you a preview of the ‘David Bowie is…’ exhibition at the V&A, featuring Alexander McQueen’s shiny Union Jack coat from Bowie’s 1997 ‘Earthling’ album cover.
In honor of this, Dazed&Confused dusted off a phone conversation between Bowie and Mcqueen from back in the late 90s whilst Alexander was staying at the country home of friend and muse Isabella Blow.

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being arguably the most influential musician and McQueen respectively the most important fashion designer of our time, this interview is well worth a readypoo as Alexander discusses his disdain for the theatre -it “bores [him] shitless”-, walking around the streets in his sister’s bra and getting “the best blowjob ever” from a Parisian aristocrat.

“Bowie: Armani says, ‘Fashion is dead’.
McQueen: Oh, so is he… I mean, God…
Bowie: Now you sound like Versace…

McQueen: He’s close to dead…the man was a bloody window dresser. What does he know?
Bowie: Do you think that what he’s really saying is that maybe…

McQueen: He’s lost it…”

What a bitchy [Mc]Queen!

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!! OMG, panty hoes: Poochies posing in pantyhose !!

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“Are you looking at my ass?”
This is what happens when y’all go for your Sunday dinner at ‘Chuck e Cheese’ and nobody’s around, those doggy-ass girls sneak into your panty drawer and lounge about with their faces down and their asses up, because that’s the way they like to pup!
Jump in to see the rest of those hairy-ass panty-hoes.
Damn do these canines know how to accessorise; pup on a pair of Louboutins, a FUZZY ANKLETTE or a pair of mid-calf zebra-Uggs and these girls are ready to:
“WORK ME DOGDAMNIT”

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!! OMG, no…thank YOU!: The Knife’s ‘Shaking The Habitual’ !!

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We showed you the first couple of tracks released from their upcoming album ‘Full of Fire’ and ‘A Tooth for an Eye’ earlier this year, and since then we’ve been squirming around waiting for the rest of the album to leak or explode or take flight like an INTERWEB AVIAN FLU.
Pitchfork are streaming the whole album over yonder where Pitchfork reside, along with some gify video things, and you can now pre-order the album set for general release on the 9th HERE.
On a third listen, I’ve decided that this album was worth waiting like a quarter of my life for.
‘A Cherry on Top’ sounds like an outtake from The Knife’s 2010 Darwinian electro-opera ‘Tomorrow in a Year’ whilst ‘Without You my Life would be Boring’ is anything but boring with it’s NOSE-FLUTE EXTRAVAGANZA.
They’ve pitch-shifted their signature steel drums for low gong sounds throughout, not least in ‘Raging Lung’ which sounds like an impending science fiction long-bong.
9th track ‘Networking’, utilises acid percussive intonation, with a definite Plastikman-esque platter, whilst the vocal workshopping in ‘Stay Out Here’ present a duet like no other, as Karin and Shannon [Funchess] swap voices mid-line, barfing WOMEN WAR-WHORLS back and forth.
Final track ‘Ready to Lose’ rounds off the 90+ minute album with The Knife’s more traditional undulating 6/8 signature and steel drum BAMALAM-THANK-YOU-MA’AM!
No really, thank you!
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!! OMG, come and – jump on it – riding – my brony: ‘Bronies’ trailer !!


I am not ashamed to say, the very first time I met my husband we totally bonded over ‘My Little Pony’, in fact I once was almost refused entry into the country based on the fact that I was shy to declare something to the border official, it being a ‘My Little Pony’ dvd signed by Tilda Swinton, I just figured they wouldn’t even let me in…given that there’s nothing that screams inappropriate immigrant than a love of PASTEL -SPARKLE STUMPY SQUEALING PRE-TEEN PONIES!
Well it’s nice to know I’m not the only one, my fellow ‘brony’ Brake sent me the trailer to the doc all about boys who love them ‘Guy Little Ponies’, and Bronycon, which this year will be in Baltimore…so if ‘Dungeons and Fag-ons’ speed-dating on Thursday nights hasn’t yet found you your perfect match, try Bronycon’s ‘Fag-Tag’, where -obviously- “Friendship Is Magic”; Baltimore Convention Centre, August 2nd-4th.

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