What in SPARKLE MOTION Hell did I just watch!? Is this proof that Trump is totally having us on, an elaborate hoax in order to split the Republican vote? Is he one of the greatest performance artists of our time? Is any of this for real? So many questions!
Some might think that most Americans would blindly follow what their country tells them in regards to war, and maybe that’s true, — but the SMARTEST in the country aren’t so easily sold.
Check out what Harvard students have to say when asked whether America or ISIS is a bigger threat to WORLD PEACE. Check it out below:
Ever wanted to make your kids feel “more safe” before bed-time? Well now there’s My Parents Open Carry, a picture book that can teach them how to be a open-carrying, gun enthusiasts even earlier!
The picture-book follows a “typical Saturday running errands and having fun together” for 13-year-old Brenna Strong and her parents, say the authors. “What’s not so typical is that Brenna’s parents lawfully open carry handguns for self-defence.”
My Parents Open Carry is, say the authors, “written in the hope of providing a basic overview of the right to keep and bear arms as well as the growing practice of the open carry of a handgun”, because “we fear our children are being raised with a biased view of our constitution and especially in regards to the 2nd Amendment”.
“Our goal was to provide a wholesome family book that reflects the views of the majority of the American people, ie, that self-defence is a basic natural right and that firearms provide the most efficient means for that defence,” they write. “Most kids aren’t scared of a gun … that’s another good point this book tries to make.”
First of all… that IS a good point! Come at us, bro! Kids ain’t scared! Second… THAT DAD ON THE COVER! … I mean, GURRRRL! Who you finna try with those eyes? That gun ain’t gonna protect you from THE TRUTH!
I guess we aren’t the only ones who find this concept ridiculous. The comment section for this book on Amazon is being punk’d harder than Rachel Ray‘s ‘Late Night Bacon’ recipe!
“This started out as a 5 Star rating, but quickly went downhill as the evening progressed,” wrote another. “After saying our prayers to Jesus and Charlton Heston, I sat on the edge of my kids’ bed to read them this book, when I shifted my position and accidentally set off my 9mil that was strapped to my hip, shooting myself in the thigh.”
Happy 4th of July and big-ups to all our ‘Murrican readers out there! We hope you’re BBQing and slammin back Buds with your bros, tailgatin’ it someplace today. F*CK YEAH! And we’re glad to know that you come to OMG Blog when you feel like you WANNA HOT DOG REALL BAD!
So, it’s super cute that North America decided to re-discover dance music in Deadmau5, Skrillex, and Swedish House Mafia and rename it “EDM” under one big, canopy umbrella genre. It’s also neat that now it’s a thing in hip-hop to talk about “Molly”, and every bro and their (dawg?) at your office is asking if they can get some. But there’s a group of people who don’t find it cute or neat at all. They are a Fellowship Church Of Christ group by the name of “Mother’s Against Molly” (Not to be confused with Moms Over Miami).
Not only is their name working for me, but they mean serious business! The moms have started a “Ban EDM Now” fanpage and petition (not to be confused with the Ban Paris Hilton from EDM petition), in which they call for the US government to step in and ban electronic dance music altogether. Their petition on whitehouse.gov already has 45 signatures, so they only need 99,995 more to go before the government has to treat this as a real issue. To be fair, there have been recent incidents like the ones at Electric Zoo that cause concern with recreational drug use and partying, but is M.A.M. right in asking to ban “EDM” altogether?
Do you agree with M.A.M.? Do you think “Molly” forced Miley Cyrus to “twerk” and to chop all her hair off? Should Obama and the US government step in and ban “EDM”? Check out some of Mothers Against Molly’s rants and decide for yourself after the DROP, errr JUMP: