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!! OMG, presenting the hottest business card EVER: Chinese Billionaire’s card is the picture of modesty !!

Chinese billionaire entrepeneur Chen Guangbiao is one of the wealthiest men in China, and he recently attempted to buy The New York Times!
He also happens to be the owner of the hottest business card ever known to mankind! It’s dripping with modesty and subtlety! Let’s go over Chen’s card, shall we?

Most Influential Person of China
Most Prominent Philanthropist of China
China Moral Leader
China Earthquake Rescue Hero
Most Well-known and Beloved Chinese Role Model
China Top Ten Most Honorable Volunteer
Most Charismatic Philanthropist of China
China Low Carbon Emission Environmental Protection Top Advocate
China’s Foremost Environmental Preservation Demolition Expert

How Patrick Bateman of him. Seriously though — I can take the piss out of Chen all I want, but he must be doing something right, considering he’s a BILLIONAIRE! Call me, papi!
[via dangerousminds]

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!! OMG, welcome to my home: A Strange Christmas Greeting From Iggy Pop !!

It looks as if everybody’s favourite smexy Slim Jim, aka rocker Iggy Pop has discovered Vine!
Iggy posted this inside look of his luxurious home which is all decorated for Christmas, as he sits by his pool and interacts with his pets (including a cockatoo who sounds like Joan Rivers after too many eggnogs.) Check it out below!

[via rollingstone]

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!! OMG, hoe, hoe, hoe, and a bottle of rum and eggnog: The annual ‘Kardashian Kristmas Kard’ has arrived !!

Hollywood’s biggest pimp has done it again!
The annual Kardashian-Jenner Klan Kristmas Kard has arrived, and of course, Kris Kardashian is perched on the first place that accepts MONEY — the ticket booth. (Naturally, Bruce is locked away in a sealed glass case, terrified, and shoved far right.) Kanye and his spawn seemed to have potentially avoided the glass case and said HELL NO to this mess, as they are nowhere to be found.
David LaChapelle shot the “stunning” family with an abandoned-movie-theatre-meets-circus-freaks-type-vibe, and you can check out all the gorgeously airbrushed and kartoonish kloseups after the jump. Are you and your family doing something kwite similar and kewt for your own Kristmas Kard this year?

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