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!! OMG, uh don’t spill your bong water BUT: A Taco Bell taco that uses fried chicken as a taco shell is on its way… !!

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Christmas comes before Halloween this year as news that Taco Bell will unveil a taco that uses fried chicken instead of a taco shell.
A Taco Bell spokesperson has said of the new menu item,

“It’s our first and only taco with its shell made from premium, all-white meat chicken and filled with shredded lettuce, cheddar cheese and fresh diced ripe tomatoes. We’re conducting a small test in Bakersfield, California and will roll out nationally if successful.”

The Naked Crispy Chicken Taco is $2.99 for a single taco and $4.99 for a combo. Give it to my arteries, I don’t care how bad it is! Just give it to me!

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!! OMG, I can haz big top: The ‘ACRO-CATS’ cat circus will soothe your Monday hangover !!

If you’re still nursing your hangover from the pre-St. Patrick’s Day weekend festivities (and trying to forget that you got so drunk that people saw you do your “broke down puppet walk” on the way home), then let Samantha and her CAT CIRCUS dull the pain!
Samantha’s ex-stray, ex-catnip junkie Cat Circus even has a band! The band consists of Oz, Nue, Dakota, Sookie, Tuna, Cluck Norris (a chicken, who is somehow still un-eaten), and even a groundhog that plays a gong! Samantha called the band high maintenance diva bitches while they were RIGHT THERE in the room with her! DRAMA! Anyway, check them out below!

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!! OMG, cockadoodle-doo!: Man Strips, Pleasures Himself, After Crashing Into Crown Fried Chicken !!

If you’re reading that headline and thinking to yourself “…AND?” — I’m with you! Let’s not be prudish. Let’s be honest — We’ve all been there!
After crashing into a Crown Fried Chicken joint in Philadelphia on Monday morning at 10:30 a.m, a 34-year-old Pennsauken, New Jersey, man decided the number of f*cks he gave equalled ZERO! when he exited his car, stripped down, and began masterbating on the very busy, public street.
I think this is what Oprah was referring to when she talks about having one of those “AHA!” moments. Either that, or he’s been playing way too much Grand Theft Auto 5. Anyway, the man was only charged with a DUI, but they probably let him off easy and gave him the key to the city after receiving this incredible NSFW video contribution to the planet Earth (after the jump)! Thank me later.

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