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!! OMG, new couple alert! Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton come together to make “SHEFANI” !!


What happens when an Orange County ska princess and a country bumpkin (blumpkin?) crooner join forces at the crotch to become reality TV’s hottest new judgey judgerson couple!? You get Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton aka SHEFANI! (we just made that up, but its sticks!)

There has been numerous speculation surrounding Blake Shelton and his Voice co-host Gwen Stefani’s possible romance, especially after E! News exclusively obtained photographs of the twosome canoodling at a Halloween party, but the rumors are no longer just rumors anymore. Shelton’s rep has confirmed to E! News that the pair are definitely dating.

WEIRD couple, but the heart wants what the heart wants, and sometimes it wants something buttery and southern!

[via E!]

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!! OMG, new couple alert! Evan Rachel Wood is rubbing on Shane from ‘The L Word’ !!

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If you are a lezzie from LA with an electroclash haircut in a tiny suit jacket, then your dreams of marrying your style inspiration AKA Shane from The L Word may be one step closer to being completely shattered today as news surfaces that Evan Rachel Wood and Katherine Moennig are scissoring.
Dating Marilyn Manson would make any chick switch sides, so Evan changing things up doesn’t surprise me in the slightest! These two make a really cute couple too. Congrats to Hollywood’s new royal lesbian power couple! All bow to thee.

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!! OMG, YAAASSS! Couple’s threesome with homeless man turns violent with hamburger meat !!

Sometimes a good thing just doesn’t last! Like when you invite a homeless guy into your house and then jealousy turns to meat flinging during your ménage à trois!

Martin Miller (mugshot above) and his wife, Daniela, let a homeless man named Michael Chaney stay at their place for a week. And one night Daniela and Chaney were f*cking in a bathtub. Martin, cooking hamburgers in the kitchen, felt left out. So he left the kitchen and went to the bathroom with chunks of raw ground round meat and then threw the raw meat into the bath water.
The homeless guy, according to Daniela, told Miller to stop being such a waste and so he left the room. That’s when the two of them got violent. Miller allegedly kicked Chaney and choked him. He also shoved Daniela. Eventually, Chaney and Daniela went to the hospital for treatment. There, they reported the incident.
Cops questioned Miller about his alleged acts in which he professed that because he was “a marine” he often goes “into kill mode” if he feels threatened. Now, because of his psycho creed, it appears he is facing a charge of assault by strangulation.

The nerve of that homeless man telling the husband to STOP BEING SUCH A WASTE! — WHILE he’s fucking the man’s wife! SMDH! I’d be flinging hamburger in “kill mode” too!
[via deathandtaxes]

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