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!! OMG, this Ontario baby Jesus statue had it’s head replaced after being vandalized, and it looks like THIS !!

YASSSS! It’s very ‘orange-you-glad-to-see-me?’ Dina Lohan-meets-Trump complexion realness. Gives it a bit of POP, a bit of FLAIR! Don’t you think!?

“The statue had been vandalized before, at least once, maybe twice,” he said. “It’s always Jesus’ head that goes missing. Probably because it’s smaller and easier to break off.” In the past, parishioners always found the head nearby and were able to reattach it. “This time we looked high and low. No head. No Jesus.” Lajeunesse went to several businesses to see if a replacement head could be built.

“It has to be custom made. And nobody even wanted to consider it,” he said. Replacing the entire statue would cost between $6,000 and $10,000. “You wonder, if we do replace it with a new one, will we be up against the same situation?” Lajeunesse said, noting the head’s reputation for going missing.

That’s when a local artist knocked on Lajeunesse’s door, asking about the statue. “She was quite upset about it and she offered to do something if she could,” Lajeunesse said.

Custom made! It definitely IS the thought that counts in this case, otherwise Jesus wouldn’t even have a face! Thoughts!?

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!! OMG, welcome to being an International ICON: The face of the giggling Sun-baby from ‘TeleTubbies’ has FINALLY been revealed! !!

If you’re like me, and have been on hunger-strike, wondering, waiting, yearning, writhing(?) to find out who the baby in the sun in the TeleTubbies series was, then you’ll be relieved to know you can eat today, as 19 year-old Jess Smith from the UK has come forward to publicly reveal that she WAS, infact, the face of the baby sun in The Teletubbies.

On her Facebook she wrote, “So I’ve recently celebrated my 19th birthday and after a lot of thought, I’ve decided it’s time to tell everyone. I used to hide it, but after a lot of encouragement from my friends at university, I’ve gained the confidence to come out with it. I am the sun from Teletubbies. There has been quite a few people pretending to be ‘the sun,’ but only I could tell you the real story. Everyone says they can see the likeness between my face now and me as a baby. I still have a baby face. I haven’t changed much either. I am still giggly.” She also shared a letter from the production company as proof.

Jess says she received £250 (less than $400) and a box of toys for the role and hasn’t received any royalties, and she used the money to by that hot dress for the pub crawl, that you see above…
Congratulations to Jess for coming out publicly, that takes a lot of courage, and welcome to being an International ICON — the absolute best Christmas gift anyone could ask for!
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!! OMG, ummm welcome to the 21st Century: Hong Kong Bank Ad Depicts Domestic Worker In ‘Blackface’ !!

This is absurd! Hong Leong Bank in Hong Kong tore a page from the Paula Deen School Of Advertising for their latest ad which features an actor dressed in ‘black face’ and portraying a domestic worker!

This advert’s purpose is to sell domestic helper insurance, but unfortunately it seems to have become a minstrel show that would make D.W. Griffith proud. Chalk one up for racial harmony, Hong Leong.

Check out the terrible ad below! Hard to believe that in the 21st Century — this type of shit still exists!

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!! OMG, and it’s not Dan Aykroyd: Forsensic scientist puts a face the the Crystal Head Vodka skull !!

Ever wonder WHO the Crystal Head Vodka skull bottle was modelled after? Who donated their body to science and spirits for the greater good? Well, forensic scientist Nigel Cockerton decided to put a face to the skull that gets your ass drunk, and the results were exactly as you’d expect!
It’s Willie Nelson-meets-Jaws from 007-meets-Gaston from Beauty and the Beast still reeling from a weeklong-bender! Check out the rest of the process photos after the jump!

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