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!! OMG, and then there was that time that Mel B from the SPICE GIRLS beat up Shaznay from ALL SAINTS in a bathroom… !!

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They don’t call her SCARY SPICE for no reason… Spice Girls singer Mel B told the Allegedly with Theo Von & Matthew Cole Weiss podcast this week that she tried to snatch All Saints singer Shaznay Lewis‘ weave like a pterodactyl, and that Shaznay tried to choke a bitch. YAS:

One person Mel might not be making up with however is All Saints member Shaznay Lewis, after the pair apparently got into a physical fight back in their ’90s heyday.

“There was this girl group called All Saints,” she explained. “And I had already beaten up one of them in the bathroom, the black girl Shaznay. She started giving me attitude so I went in the bathroom and tried to rip her weave off.

“And she chokes me and then we kinda got split up – but I won.”

She added: “The funny thing is they just brought out a new record last week. It’s really good!”

I think Mel and Shaznay should use this opportunity to promote the shit out of whatever the hell it is they’re doing these days and cut a THE BOY IS MINE type track together… every gaylene over 30 would be all over that shit!

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!! OMG, from the utterly TACK! files: Charles Saatchi sells painting of himself strangling Nigella Lawson !!

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Charles Saatchi, the British advertising tycoon who received a police caution for choking out his wife Nigella Lawson in public at Scott’s restaurant in London — has decided to re-write the book of absolute class and gentlemanly-ness by selling a painting of the incident for £10,000!

SaatchiArt.com, which is closely connected to his gallery in London, is selling the artworks at prices ranging from £150 into thousands.
Anyone can upload their work to receive 70 per cent of the asking price, while the site receives 30 per cent commission. Mr Saatchi stands to gain from the sale of the works, as he is a minority shareholder in Saatchi Art.
“Would it have been a better story if I had censored artists whose work might be personally disobliging?” Saatchi told the Mail on Sunday.
The chief curator of SaatchiArt, Rebecca Wilson, said it did not believe in censorship unless the material is “pornographic or incites racial hatred”. Violence against women, on the other hand? Totally cool.

Becca! GURL! You know, sometimes art people really need to take the coke spoons out of their noses and remember that certain shit just ain’t cute!
[via DAZED]

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!! OMG, presenting 3 refined people pleasantly interacting: Sassy Family Dollar Employee Sprays 2 Rednecks With Febreeze They Stole !!

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If you planned on stealing anything from the Family Dollar Store in Saginaw, Michigan, then I’d suggest you think again, unless of course you want you get your face slapped with a big serving of FEIRCENESS and SASS!
These two redneck chicks who probably have a few smelly things down dere that really need a Febreezing, shoplifted some of the spray and took off for their car in the parking lot. The manager of the store was not having ANY of it. Check out their hot interaction below!

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!! OMG, HADOUKEN!: Solange, Jay-Z, & Beyonce release a joint statement about their smackdown !!

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While the world goes to shit and ice caps melt, mines collapse, and a large group of Nigerian girls go missing, what better place to direct our attention than at Solange‘s smackdown on Jay-Z!
Yes, the ultimate distraction (this week) from “real world” issues has finally released a statement to clear up any rumours around what may have happened in The Standard Hotel’s elevator.

“As a result of the public release of the elevator security footage from Monday, May 5th, there has been a great deal of speculation about what triggered the unfortunate incident. But the most important thing is that our family has worked through it. Jay and Solange each assume their share of responsibility for what has occurred. They both acknowledge their role in this private matter that has played out in the public. They both have apologized to each other and we have moved forward as a united family.
The reports of Solange being intoxicated or displaying erratic behaviour throughout that evening are simply false. At the end of the day families have problems and we’re no different. We love each other and above all we are family. We’ve put this behind us and hope everyone else will do the same.”

The reports that she displayed erratic behaviour throughout the evening are FALSE! Amazing! F*ck it! I’ll sip on that Kool-Aid of delusion. Why not!?

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!! OMG, Sienna D’enema Presents: The REAL audio recording from Solange’s elevator smackdown on Jay-Z !!


Ever since tape surfaced of Solange attacking Jay-Z during an elevator ride with Beyonce at the Standard in NYC earlier this week during the Met Gala, the internet has been going crazy speculating what really happened.
One of the best additions to the web so far in the aftermath has to be Sienna D’enema‘s take on what the audio must have sounded like inside the elevator during their heated moment. Check it out above!

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