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!! OMG, check your lipstick before you win the World Cup: Naomi Campbell Hawks ‘Beats by Dre’ with Rankin !!

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Naomi Campbell doesn’t miss a beat with this ad infomercial for Beats By Dre that she either shot at midnight last night AFTER Germany’s win just in time to hit the web this morning, OR she shot both Argentina and Germany options during the shoot just so they could put it out there anyhow with that specific and genuine feel.
There is one tried-and-true way of modelling headphones and it is to press them tightly against your ears and close your eyes in pure ecstasy and Naomi really nails that here. Check out babywoman’s testimonial for Beats By Dre below!

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!! OMG, Boner-ific! Wherein German national football hero Mario Götze stands fully at attention in a Speedo !!

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The man who scored the winning goal for Germany in last night’s FIFA 2014 World Cup once lost control of his down dere parts in his speedo during a a vacation in Ibiza a couple years back. The 22 year-old Götze old was vacationing with a girlfriend and things got a bit out of control while the paps were watching. Check him out after the NSFW jump. — GOAL!!!

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!! OMG, feeling generous? Help The Berlin-Set Gay Feature Film ‘M / M’ Get Made This Fall !!


M / M is a feature-length, experimental, narrative film set in Berlin, Germany and written and directed by Drew Lint. A bit about M / M:

Matthew is a Canadian new to Berlin. He’s come to escape from himself, make a fresh start. When he meets Matthias, he finds what he’s been looking for. Matthias is the new Matthew. Consciously or unconsciously, Matthew begins to take over Matthias’ identity. He cuts his hair, gets a tattoo, buys new clothes. When Matthias gets into a motorcycle accident, the opportunity is too perfect. Matthew is Matthias. In his coma, Matthias’ dreams and memories blur together, merging with the reality happening outside. Interior becomes exterior. Where the real ends and the artificial begins is a puzzle for all parties involved.

YUSS! I always look forward to a single-white-female vibe, especially when paired with fit German lads! The crew is looking for support in helping them reach their funding goal so they can complete the film this fall. Head over to their Indie-Go-go page where you can contribute to an awesome project and in-turn take home a piece of the production. Check out their teaser trailer above!
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!! OMG, high heavens: Germany intercepts cocaine-filled condoms sent to Vatican !!

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German newspaper Bild am Sonntag has reported that German customs officials intercepted a package addressed to the Vatican which was packed with 14 condoms FULL of cocaine. Someone’s got some explaining to do!
The drug, which was in liquid form and hidden inside the condoms, amounted to 340 grams and was valued at €40,000. The package was sent from South America and addressed to the Vatican’s post office, which would suggest that any one of the 800 residents at the Vatican could be its proud owner. According to PulseRadio:

The paper also stated that authorities handed the package to a police officer at the Vatican in the hopes of laying a trap for whomever might claim it, though no one did, leading German investigators to believe the recipient may have been tipped off, the newspaper said. The package had remained at the Vatican since January.

I mean, this sounds like a very exspensive prank to us. Yes, they knew that the condoms would get flagged because the staff at the Vatican have been trained to hate condoms for years — but everyone is going to assume that the package belongs to ex-nightclub bouncer Pope Francis, who is obviously is sending orders to his friends down in Buenos Aires! DUH!
[via pulseradio]

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!! OMG, HOME RUN! German Amazon.de website lists baseball bats as “Bondage Fetish Mega Dildos” !!

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Baseball has never really been Germany’s pastime, so we’re glad they could use an enterprising spirit and figured out how to make a dollar with their leftover wares… Introducing the “The Weisendorf Wanger” and the “The Berlin Slugger”! Autsch!
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[via dangerousminds]

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