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!! OMG, someone call the Chateau Marmont and check on Lindsay Lohan: Giant python eats drunk person !!

Apparently, a giant python ate a person who was laying outside of a booze shop, passed-the-f*ck-out in Attapady, India this week. At first I didn’t know if I was reading this right because usually it’s the drunk chicks that go out searching for a large python to swallow, and not the other way around (sorry, I couldn’t resist).
You know, when I used to live downtown near the club district, I could only have WISHED this type of shit would happen in my hood. That screaming drunk girl with one kitten heel on and her barking boyfriend on his cellphone trying to find an afterparty… Obama needs to solve this millennial overflow with PYTHONS.
[via sportssmasher]

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