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!! OMG, um, WHYAT? Rapper Young Thug posts bizarre video, says he’d get breast implants if he was sent to jail for 25 years to pretend that he was transgender !!

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This is one approach to serving time in the chokey we’ve never heard of: Atlanta, Georgia rapper Young Thug, someone who has faced circling gay rumours within his hip-hop community in the past, posted a bizarre video this week stating that he would get his titties done if he was sent to jail for 25 years, so that he could “have some fun” after tricking the system into sending him to a women’s prison instead. Mmmmmhmm. Right. Check out the video below!

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!! OMG, Dirty deeds done dirt cheap? AC/DC drummer charged in murder plot !!

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Oopsies! According to The Guardian, AC/DC drummer Phil Rudd is headed to prison for plotting to kill someone! Yikes!:

He had been charged with attempting to procure murder, threatening to kill and possession of methamphetamine and cannabis and has been ordered to stay in Tauranga and to have no contact with anyone related to the charge of procuring murder as part of his bail conditions.
According to court documents, Rudd is accused of attempting to hire one person to kill two others between 25 September and 26 September. He is also accused of threatening to kill a complainant on 26 September.
Rudd refused to talk to media gathered at the court and left in a late model Mercedes sedan, the New Zealand Herald reported.
Rudd was a notable absentee from AC/DC’s recent promotional material in the lead-up to the release of the band’s first album in six years.
The first image released to promote the album, Rock or Bust, did not feature Rudd and he was absent from two video shoots over the past few months.

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!! OMG, from the chokey files: Mykki Blanco arrested in Portugal, claims cop was homophobic !!

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Mykki Blanco seems to have got himself into some hot water while headed to an artist’s residency in Portugal this week. Upon arriving at the airport, Mykki went to find a way to pay for taxi vouchers in cash, asking an officer for help who he says responded with a homophobic slur. Mykki says he responded with a “F*CK YOU”, which opened up a whole world of trouble for the rapper.
Mykki was officially was charged for insulting a police officer, which is a crime in Portugal. He was ordered to pay a six hundred euro fine. Mykki has spoken about the altercation — here’s what he had to say:

“…The altercation escalated because I waited in a long line outside the airport for a taxi and when I was told I could not use my credit card but only cash (which also is not true I later found), the taxi attendant and cop refused to help in any way. They were impatient and short with me all the while eagerly helping white tourists.
A Portuguese woman in line with me even leaned over and whispered, ‘I don’t know why they are being so strange with you, there is a place inside to buy taxi vouchers you don’t need cash’. I should have listened to the woman and went inside to find the voucher office but there is a part of my personality that really wants to see if people WILL actually be prejudiced, to see if maybe my PC west coast optimism about the world is being challenged by blatant discrimination and I was right. I asked the police officer where the voucher office was and I was told to “go away” like I was a nuisance and when I asked why he could not help but the other white tourists I was yelled at and told to “go away bicha” which is a gay slur [according to Urban Dictionary: it is an offensive slur meant to challenge a man on his sexuality], even though I had waited in the same line as everyone else.”

Mykki has also begun to receive disturbing hate messages on his social media sites. Racial, homophobic, and threatening comments, even going as far as to threaten him with hangings and lynchings at his performance there.

“More than racism or even homophobia (which was also a factor) I realized that class matters and that an upwardly mobile black man isn’t something people always want to see.”

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[via noisey.vice]

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!! OMG, hide your dealers, hide your Drano: Infamous ‘club kid’ turned murderer Michael Alig could soon be free !!

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Michael Alig, the man who rose to fame as a well-known promoter/club kid in the 90’s by throwing wild parties at places like the Limelight, is in the chokey and currently serving 10-20 years for the murder of his drug dealer Andre “Angel” Melendez back in 1996. The 2003 film Party Monster starring Macauley Culkin as Alig, chronicled Alig‘s rise and fall, and he has since garnered a younger cult following on places like Tumblr around his twisted ‘nightlife-legacy’.
However — if PageSix has got it right, it may happen that Michael could be released from jail very soon:

“I go to my next hearing in a week . . . wish me luck,” Alig wrote in a holiday card to a pal last month. “If they release me I’d be home in January! I get a response in about 20 days . . . can’t wait to see everyone again,” he added.

Oh shiiit! That gives us, like, a one-day window before February hits! If Alig does get out of the chokey, we think he’s gonna be most pisssed about the fact that New York no longer has a nightlife!

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!! OMG, who’s got $30,000 for bail?: I present to you the hottest grave robber there ever was !!

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I’m not even gonna post the picture of the other guy, because… well, this isn’t about him. This is about 29 year old David Ryan from Kendall County, who was arrested this week at Rosehill Cemetery in Chicago for stealing brass vases from the graves, ya’ll!
David was caught by police at the cemetery with a bunch of tools on his person (!), and he and his friend (who’s not as blessed in the hot department), are both linked to a series of other grave robbings in their county. David also didn’t come easy. He resisted arrest and tried to fight the cops in the cemetery during a lighting storm (I made that last part up).
Congrats David! You’ve won this minute’s award for HOTTEST GRAVE ROBBER OUT THERE! Now, where’s $30,000 when you need it?
[via kenneth & chicagotribune]

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