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!! OMG, freshly baked: Young Thug’s ‘Stoner’ Video !!


I was going to print up the lyrics to this track for you guys, but I have no f*cking clue what Young Thug is trying to say in this. I think he may have smoked too many blunts before hitting the studio, and then auto-tune just pieced the results together to create the work of art we have above. Enjoy!
[thanks Kev!]

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!! OMG, we’re green with envy: Vancouver, Canada Gets Its First Pot Vending Machine !!

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The BC Pain Society (surprisingly not the name of an all-white rap group from the 90’s) is a British Columbia society that helps you get baked and ease the pain, whether it be from joint pain or from the pain of a busy week of house parties without any pot…
The society has helped the world step into the FUTURE early this month by installing Canada’s first POT VENDING MACHINE on Commercial Drive in Vancouver:

“We put it in the vending machine to cut down on theft and handling,” says Chuck Varabioff of the BC Pain Society, located at 2908 Commercial Drive. “It’s packaged up and sealed professionally. So you come in, you buy your product, it’s fresh, it’s quick and easy, and you’re out here in minutes.”

Apparently the machine is cash only and can provide you with a variety of different types of weed in amounts over an eighth of an ounce, but you must have a card issued by The BC Pain Society after they review your doctor’s form certifying that you need “relief”. So basically, if you’re friends with a doctor — it’s time to break out the Doritos!

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!! OMG, WEED TV: ‘The High Life’ begins casting for the first-ever reality TV show set on a pot growing farm !!

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For all those times you’ve been baked and wondered if everyone is watching you and can tell that you’re stoned, — this gig would guarantee a definite YES!
Shaggy Casting, a casting agency in the US, posted a recent casting notice searching for people to star in the first-ever reality show set on a pot farm in Colorado!

“Are you a free spirit who will do anything once? On the run from a life buried in boring summer jobs? Whether you’re a party animal or activist, dare devil or total princess, burnout or adrenaline junkie, we’re looking for you!

This already sounds great! The cast they’re looking for sounds totally stable… so… They should definitely look into booking celebrity guest mentors at the farmhouse like Seth Rogan, James Franco, Cheech Marin, Rihanna, Willie Nelson, Miley Cyrus, and Snoop Dogg! Who can grow the biggest crop the fastest? Who can roll the phattest joints?! Let them decide!
Think you got what it takes to be in the house? Just send a video of yourself with your favourite bong or bag of Doritos rambling on with some long, drawn out story to [email protected]!

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!! OMG, Yes We CANNABIS: Obama ‘Pot Is Safer Than Booze’ !!

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Obama: ‘Pot Is Safer Than Booze’ [joemygod]
Gaga works a Lana Del Rey-ish vibe while supporting Donatella Versace in Paris [celebitchy]
Madonna (55) apologizes for calling her white son the n-word in a hastag on Twitter [popbytes]
Justin Bieber‘s 12-year-old Twitter minions set their aim at Jared Padalecki [socialite life]
Big Brother Season 6 ‘Uncut’ [ohlala]
Alabama pastor murdered wife, wanted to marry boyfriend [kenneth]
Falcon Gay Adult Film Studios to digitally remove condoms from films instead [queerty]
The worst characters from all of your favourite TV shows [unrealitymag]
Spain’s new Cardinal: Homosexuality is a ‘defect’ like high blood pressure and can be corrected [towleroad]
Carol Channing in a Superbowl 4 throwback Pepsi ad [boy culture]
Whatever she’s on, I want some: Republican strategist Mary Matalin [dlisted]
New ideas for making everything BACON [double viking]

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!! OMG, I thought those WERE Muppets: RuPaul joins Lady Gaga & Elton for A Muppets Thanksgiving Special !!

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RuPaul joins Lady Gaga, Elton John, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt on The Muppets Thanksgiving Special [popbytes]
“I actually am dating my crush. I had a crush on him for a long time, and it just so happens we fit together great.” – Katy Perry does W Magazine [celebitchy]
Hubba Hubba: Dane Dehaan for Hedi Slimane on HERO [boy culture]
‘Don’t Act Like Whores’ – Rashida Jones to other actresses [socialite life]
Angel Haze remixes Mackelmore [towleroad]
58% of Americans say pot should be legal. The other 42% need to smoke a joint and chill [kenneth]
There’s a TLC TV Movie coming? Let the drinking games begin! [all hip hop]
Power-bottom-golddiggers, take note! The 50 most powerful openly gay business leaders in the world [queerty]
Kelly Clarkson’s gorge wedding [evil beet]
Paralympic skier shows bitches how Halloween is really done [dlisted]
I really hope Marion Cotillard‘s PR woman likes this shoot for Lady Dior Handbags, otherwise the shit will hit the fan! [ohlala]
Adult film star tries to attack Michael Lucas (Someone needs to get laid!) [joemygod]
Some people are just afraid of cheese [double viking]

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