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!! OMG, stealing the spotlight: Mom one-ups gay son’s coming out story with a BOMBSHELL !!


Grab the kleenex box and throw another shrimp on the barbie! [boy culture]
Melissa Rivers pays tribute to her mom in first TV appearance since the death of her mother Joan [towleroad]
J.Lo and Iggy Azalea go ASS2ASS in new video which looks like an 80’s phone sex commercial [dlisted]
Colton Haynes (not the name of someone off of SeanCody.com surprisingly) lubed up and pouty for V Man, and shot by Steven Klien [ohlala]
Gael Garcia Bernel: “Monogamy is an inheritance of medieval times.” [celebitchy]
Dandy David Gandy is a dream master, recreates the images in your head in real-life [socialite life]
NPH reveals WHY he married David Burtka: “He has the biggest d*** I’ve ever laid eyes on.” [queerty]
Kim Kardashian considers herself a victim [popbytes]
Cardinal Timothy Dolan: Gays are OK as long as they don’t do gay stuff [joemygod]
DAMNN! Opa was cute! Classic Hollwood hunk of the day: Keir Dullea [kenneth]
Cosplay of the day: Ballerina Magneto [unrealitymag]
The Top 10 desperate dudes in music [celeb cafe]

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!! OMG, newsflash, yer BASIC! How to tell if you’re a ‘Basic Bitch’ !!

They should have used protection [queerty]
Stay away from the bad shit: Why is Zefron giving me Nick Stahl vibes by getting into fights on skid row? [celebitchy]
Brit Brit gets her Slave 4 U body back [socialite life]
Does the Kris Jenner sex tape exist [popbytes]
…and if it doesn’t, she might do Playboy. She’ll do whatever it takes to please Satan! [dlisted]
Wonder Woman Lynda Carter sends support to tomboy who was kicked out of Christian school [joemygod]
Tennis player Novak Djokovic likes his webcams (NSFW) [kenneth]
How Hugh Jackman‘s Wolverine has evolved (physically) [unrealitymag]
Hawaii Catholic school implements new contract that allows them to fire a teacher if they’re discovered to be gay [towleroad]
High fashion destination ads care of Air France [ohlala]
A Jonas quote of the day [boy culture]
Top 10 Documentaries on Netflix [celeb cafe]

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!! OMG, sounds like a real party! Pat Robertson says Horror Movies cause Demonic Possession !!


Now, Pat — does the quality of the film play any factor in the outcome? Because some of these new ones the kids are watching these days — I really don’t think they’re worth my 14 dollars, much less pleading the BLOOD OF JESUS CHRIST over my life! Is it really that easy?
[via towleroad]

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!! OMG, part of your world: Prophet drowns during cleansing ceremony, family blame mermaids !!

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Oh, this is some proper “Undah Da Sea” type shit!
A “self-styled prophet”, Simbarashe Kamupondera, drowned in the Ruwa River on Wednesday when he was swept away by a strong current during a cleansing ceremony in Epworth, Simbabwe! However, the family believes Simbarashe is still alive, and are claiming he was abducted by mermaids (known as Njuzu).

“Simbarashe came to stay with us a month ago. He has been telling us that he had a spirit of a mermaid. He also said that a prophet had prayed for a cloth that he gave him to always tie when getting into the waters. Yesterday he bought a new cloth after he had written his name on the old one saying that he could no longer use it. He tied it today before he got into the water,” Magma Mutingwende, Simbarashe’s sister-in-law said.
We believe that he was taken by a mermaid and we are not going to mourn him because we know that he is coming back,” Magma added.

GURRRL! I know da NILE runs deep, but get a GRIP! Somehow I don’t think it was Ariel this time. This all sounds a bit FISHY!
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When a news crew arrived on the scene, Magma was already all packed up and getting ready to leave the river banks with her two friends who are also congregants of the small apostolic sect because it “was getting dark”.

“We have not told his wife as yet and we know that he is coming back.” Magma added.

…hopefully she catches this then. RIP Simbarashe!
[via nehandaradio]

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