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!! OMG, Balearic bummer! Ibiza ravers are being sold BATH SALTS !!

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The Vengaboys better seriously check who they let sell to them on their Vengabus when they go to Ibiza this summer — because there has been a huge rise in ravers on club island being sold the BATH SALTS!
Yes, Bath Salts, AKA “Florida’s favourite drug” which gives you the munchies for the side of someone’s face flesh before you rip it off with your bare teeth whilst standing on the side of the highway someplace with no memory of doing any of it afterward.

Various Spanish and English news reports say that the chemical is causing severe health problems among users on the White Isle.
A nurse based in San Antonio told Diario De Ibiza that patients had to be restrained in their beds once admitted to hospital after taking the drug. She also said that it took up to eight police officers to hold down one man, who also bit one officer’s hand.
Too much MDPV can induce violent behaviour, paranoia and panic attacks. In other words, it can make you go pretty crazy, which is what seems to have been happening to some ravers who have taken it in Ibiza over the last week or so.

This is some proper DEAD ISLAND for Xbox type shit. If you’re headed to the Balearics, make sure you know what you’re buying before you go ballistic!
[via mixmag]

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!! OMG, score! Zombies head straight for the balls in ‘GOAL OF THE DEAD’ !!

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French directors Thierry Poiraud and Benjamin Rocher (THE HORDE) smushed their brains together to bring us yet another scenario where the undead might somehow be incorporated! This time, the players are even more DURRR and it’s all about the game in GOAL OF THE DEAD! According to Fangoria:

The two-part film finds a French football team visit a small town in the North in preparation for the World Cup. Midst the game however, an infection spreads that can only, hopefully lead to copious heads being used in sport.

Check out the trailer below! Will you be checking out GOAL OF THE DEAD?

[via Fangoria]

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!! OMG, you’ll all be dammed: The trailer for ZOMBEAVERS – the film you didn’t know you were waiting for – is here !!

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I know what you’re thinking, but you can’t blame Canada for this one. This is an American production — so you guys better just own it!
There must be some sort of glitch on the official Oscars website, because I don’t see ZOMBEAVERS listed anywhere under Best Picture, and yet technically it looks as if this could be a shoe-in under the March 2nd deadline. There must be some sort of mistake… Anyway, a little more about this filuhmn via The Independent:

A trio of American college girls set off on vacation to a riverside cabin for some fun, frolics and sexual exploration, only to be greeted by a swarm of undead beavers determined to gobble them up.
“What is that?” one unsuspecting teen asks at the start of the trailer. “Looks like a beaver dam,” her friend answers, before they swim off to take a peek, one of them topless.
Then they meet a ‘beaver hunter’ with a gun and don’t seem remotely alarmed. “We’re looking for beavers,” they tell him, before the first, inevitable innuendo: “Well, hell, ain’t we all.”

Perfect! Sounds great! Will you be flocking to see ZOMBEAVERS if it gets bought up at the Berlin International Film Festival this week? The film is currently shopping options.

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!! OMG, will they finally leave that jail?: The Walking Dead Season 4 Teaser “Found It’s Way In” !!


I was super into the first and second seasons of The Walking Dead. I thought the character relationships and dynamics were strong, and it wasn’t so much about the zombies all the time.
Season 3 kind of lost me. It felt a bit redundant, became soap-opera-y, and The Governor never really felt intimidating — so I’m hoping Season 4 pulls it together, and they get the shit out of that bad jail set!
Check out the new trailer for Season 4 above! Are you excited for the return of The Walking Dead? Or can True Blood and The Walking Dead just RIP already?

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