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!! OMG, They Want You: The A-List casting for spinoffs !!

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Attention gays everywhere (except New York). Thanks to the fabulous success of the original gay housewife show, the producers of The A-List: New York are now in the market to spin the series off into other cities. They’re currently holding casting calls in Dallas and LA, but more locations are surely TK.
If the flagship series is any indication, there are a few requirements to be A-List enough for reality teevee:
– Must enjoy preventative plastic surgery / injectables
– Must work in the fashion industry– out of work “models” to the front of the line!
– Must squeal in prissy horror anytime anything is “uncouth”
– Must be able to summon outrage for even the pettiest offense
– Must refer to your dick as your “genitals”
Above all: must be a vapid, golddigging little troll.
Start shooting your audition tapes now! Good luck boys!
[via Queerty]

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!! OMG, She’s Crafty: Amy Sedaris shows Kathie Lee and Hoda how to make castanets !!


So I was brushing my teeth and doing my elaborate facial cleansing routine with the Today Show on in the other room yesterday and could only hear little snippets of what was going on. When the craft lady informed Kathie Lee and Hoda that she was “STD free” I should have known it was none other than America’s funniest woman Amy Sedaris, whose new book, Simple Times: Crafting for Poor People is now out.
Watch as Amy forces Hoda and Kathie Lee into “ugly” bonnets, shows them how to do special crafting stretches and generally causes mayhem, much to the shock of the hostesses. Also, is it just me, or does Kathie Lee (I think it’s her) reveal herself as a closet Strangers With Candy fan with her, “fish it, fish it, fish it” aside?
[via NY Mag]

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