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America’s Next Top Alien Drag Queen

I know it’s not really relevant to last night’s episode, but I’ve been meaning to do this forever: What a beautiful “biracial butterfly” Jade is….



The only good shows are on cable

The L Word, Project Runway, Weeds, Six Feet Under, Big Love: These shows have two things in common. First they are full of totally f*cked-up…


The Biggest Loser is hot and engaged

Getting thin together is evidently a great way to bond, especially when you’re doing it on television. Matt, the Season 2 winner of NBC’s The…


Paula Abdul is sprouting something

The always upbeat but often weird Paula Abdul has been a fountain of delicious soundbites recently. Between her lazy eye (covered with bangs, see above…