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!! OMG, unmasked: Miss Utah is Alyssa Edwards !!

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Not content with her sixth place finish on the latest season of Rupaul’s Drag Race, star contestant Alyssa Edwards decided to go undercover and enter the big leagues as Miss Utah “Marissa Powell.”
Unfortunately she got tripped up by a thought-provoking question from Miss USA judge and former Real Housewife of Atlanta NeNe Leakes. If you haven’t already seen the debacle, you can watch it after the jump.

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!! OMG, pearls, glitter and rhinestones: The Face of Furry Creek, week 1; Auditions !!


Drop-shoulder peachy plume pushy mom Liz show’s us just how darned eager her 14 year old son isn’t to win Furry Creek’s ‘The Face of Furry Creek’ [not a child pageant competition] competition:

“And here we have contestant number three Greg’s mom’s son Greg’s mom’s son Greg”.

Oh hell, it it was a repetition competition, Liz’d be lying on the rostrum as she’d blooming be 1st, 2nd and 3rd as well.
You can see the other contestant’s audition tapes over at TFoFC’s web-of-joy-site, including Deb’s audition tape which wasn’t even made by her, but by rival and bezzie Sisi; so the video is sort of more about Sisi [isn’t everything] and sort of only features Deb for about 5 seconds and she’s poopy-dooping which seems a tad biased, unless your into ‘1 Girl 1 Cup’, in which case VOTE DEB [not really, shhhhh]!

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!! OMG, visiting hours are so over!: Visit Furry Creek !!


As you all know ‘The Face of Furry Creek’ is due to air on OUT.TV Canada from June 3rd.
“People say our beautiful precinct is serene”…SERENE? that drop-shoulder top that Liz is wearing is anything BUT serene; all tones of serene-less salmon peach melba tangerine floral failure!
Looking like the weatherman who got fired and that Prozac-munching lady who used to do Breakfast TV until she was caught snorting Lucky Charms cereal hoops, newscasters Mario and Brenda are giving us all kinds of small town reportage from the muggy depths of the Furry Creek.

There is only one question I have on my greasy flaky sock-puppet lips; who will be THE FACE OF FURRY CREEK?…that and also, can I buy that backing tune on Itunes because that ludicrous synthesized horn-blast and xylophone combo is totally giving me the crump-cramps, I just can’t stop twerking to it now!
Visit Furry Creek HERE and stay tuned for further tit-bits and squiggly-pops from the various Faeces of Furry Crack over the next few weeks.

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!! OMG, giving some Lip: Jeremy Allen White for Bullett !!

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The other week we showed you ‘Shameless’ actor Jeremy Allen White’s bottty-bum in his ‘caught-you-scrubbing-your-SCROTAL-scene’ -scene, but I realise that although I would love to snuggle with said ass, they are not the only lips he’s wagging.
White spoke to Bullett [HERE] about the beard rash he developed from kissing Liev Schreiber, holding an [onscreen] dj at gunpoint, and -if given a choice- always opting to flash his back crack as oppose to his front trunk:

“The directors and writers have asked a lot of us–you know, “You’re going to have to show something. You can show your dick or you can show your ass.” The answer is usually ass. I will be sticking to the ass shot as long as I have control.”

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!! OMG, frozen fish: Chad Sell’s Alaska Cartoons !!

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Because Alaska “Guuuuuuuuur, take it easy!” Thunderfuck should have flipping won RPDR, as she is by far the funniest, smartest and nicest of all of them [but please ignore me in the corner munching on a fillet of bitter fish] and she needs the prize money to correct her fish-fin Genu valgum, here are some cartoon gifs and stills by the funny and fabulous Chad Sell.
Chad in fact does SELL HERE, prints and books and whatnot, but for online purposes click below to see more of his Alaskanimations and click HERE to see some of those other queens from series 5 imortalised in cartoon fish-form.

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