And for that matter, how come no one told me they were making a Marmaduke movie? How do you think it felt to have to read it on the (still very slow) internet? Bad!
Marmaduke, for those unfamiliar with the funny papers, is a comic strip about a very large dog. If you think The Family Circus is too raunchy and Garfield too elitist, Marmaduke is definitely the cartoon for you!
If this is the road we’re going down, I have to say that I cannot wait for The Lockhorns to be made into a film– sure to be a big budget extravaganza of hilarity!
An adorable guy sings 22 TV theme songs as duets with himself. Yes, this seems like a complete waste of time. Who cares!? What a cutie!
[Via WOW Report]
Just call her BOSS TWEET! Long Island District Attorney Kathleen Rice is is prosecuting teen
lesbian heartthrob Justin Bieber’s management team for refusing to tweet the cancellation of an event.
Toddlers and ephebophiles everywhere are locking hands and singing We Shall Overcome in protest of this outrageous abuse of power. Free Justin!
NEW YORK (Reuters) – The manager of teen pop star Justin Bieber was arrested on Wednesday for refusing to warn fans on Twitter about overcrowding at a shopping mall event, narrowly avoiding a “horrible disaster,” authorities said.
Scott Braun, 28, surrendered to police in Williston Park, New York, for having refused to send a message on the social networking Web site warning fans that an appearance by the Canadian pop star had been canceled due to overcrowding, according to the Nassau County District Attorney.
The incident occurred last November when Bieber was scheduled to sign autographs at a clothing store when the event quickly became overcrowded, putting fans in danger of being “trampled,” the District Attorney said in a statement.
Police asked Braun to send out a Twitter message from Bieber’s account telling fans not to come, but Braun refused, even changing the account’s password so “he could control the event,” the office said.
“By refusing to send out the cancellation Tweet and preventing others from doing so, he blatantly ignored police directives,” said Nassau County District Attorney Kathleen Rice in the statement, adding “a horrible disaster was averted.”
District Attorney Rice, who is currently preparing a run for New York Attorney General against my future husband, sexy NY State Senator Eric T. Schneiderman, is clearly hoping that the attention-grabbing stunt will propel her to victory in November– but she may not be counting on the fact that many experts (me) are predicting that so-called “Bieber Moms” will be this year’s most influential block of swing voters.
Will it be tweet victory come November for Rice? Or will her crusade against Bieber be her swan song? Only time will tell!
At the end of a long day, there’s nothing like a nice refreshing dip into the OMG mail sack! This evening, concerned reader B has something to say:
Subject: Lady Gaga Vid a flop?!?!… Go F*ck Yourself!!!
Date: Wed, March 24, 2010 9:18 pm
To: “[email protected]”
Seriously you piece of shit?!? If you ever say another bad thing about the Most
TALENTED Musician in the industry, I will personally see that you don’t say it
again. Watch Yourself, f*cking loser!
I know, I know. But don’t be alarmed for my safety, mom — the handsome, ex-Mossad !! omg blog !! bodyguards are standing by, ready to protect me!