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!! OMG, He Should Look Both Ways Before Crossing: Lord Jesus Christ !!

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My worst nightmare is accidentally hitting someone with a car. You never know, it could happen! But even worse than hitting any old person would be hitting Lord Jesus Christ himself. It happened to poor Brittany Cantarella in lesbian capital of the world Northampton, Massachussetts. According to the AP:

Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton on Tuesday.
The 50-year-old man is from Belchertown. Officers checked his ID and discovered that, indeed, his legal name is Lord Jesus Christ.

Dios mio! Well, not to worry– I’m sure he’ll be fine in three days or so.
[AP, thanks to Michael S. for the tip…]

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!! OMG, How Versatile: God !!

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Oh, look! It’s like God’s little Manhunt profile! It’s good to know that he’s so enthusiastically versatile (or as we call it around these parts, a “Vendela Vida”) but he’d probably get more response if he included some other details. Cut or uncut? How big? Into pig play? And of course, under what circumstances will he bareback?! These are the things I need to know before I join the Victory Fellowship Church!
(Thanks to Ken D. for the tip!)

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!! OMG, He Won’t Go Away: Reichen Lemkuhl !!

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Surprise, surprise! Amercia’s Gayest Famewhore Reichen Lemkuhl– whom Frank once described to me as looking like “a big red sex baby”– is returning to television!
Reichen, you’ll recall, started his a career as a winner on The Amazing Race, dated Lance Bass at the height of his post-coming out fame, and has spent the last 5 or 7 years trying to elbow his way into the frame of every photograph in America. Now Michael Musto reports that the fabulous Logo network (aka the Gay Wedding Channel) is humoring Mr. Reichen by putting his big expressionless moonface on their gay Real Housewives knock-off, to be titled A-List New York.
Also cast on the show, Musto reports, are “Big City Video’s Mike Cruz, up-and-comer Jack Hazzan, and an interracial couple.” But will Reichen be the Bethenny or the Jill?
[La Daily Musto]

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