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!! OMG, drunken stupor – CAR EDITION: deadmau5 invites Toronto Mayor Rob Ford for ride in his new douchemobile !!

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EDM DJ deadmau5 hit up Toronto’s crack-smoking Mayor Rob Ford yesterday while parked outside front of Toronto’s city hall, inviting him to come along for a ride in the musician’s custom Ferrari (which looks like it was birthed and should be driven by Ryan W, and is decorated in Nyan cats and rainbows) deadmau5 has dubbed it the “Purrari”.
Ford took time out of his busy schedule of supposedly running the biggest city in Canada to exchange tweets and get all cutesy with deadmau5. Check out their interactions after the jump!

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!! OMG, deplorable! Arkansas superintendent defends decision to remove openly-gay student profiles from yearbook !!

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“We must not make decisions based on demands by any special interest group.” – Sheridan School District superintendent Brenda Haynes [towleroad]
The new floorplan for Lady Gaga‘s ARTrave [boy culture]
Some positive hump day news: Chris Brown heads back to the slammer [popbytes]
CATZILLA!! [dlisted]
Lance Bass opens his mouth and outs ded prez Theodore Roosevelt [queerty]
‘I’m a great example of an amazing complex woman’Eva Longoria keeps it modest [celebitchy]
Reese Witherspoon lookin’ purdy in pink and ready to do the bend and snap [socialite life]
FOX apologizes for airing that peen on air [joemygod]
Military wife drops more than 100 pounds to surprise husband for when he returns [kenneth]
The Jungle Book goes cyberpunk [unrealitymag]
Model Chad White for Atlantic Men [ohlala]
Ones we lost too soon: The Top 10 Brittany Murphy Films [celeb cafe]

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!! OMG, crimes against the eyes and ears: Westboro Baptist Church cover Lorde’s ‘Royals’ and post very unglamorous Vine !!

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I’ve always thought that auto-tune was the work of evil forces, and this just proves it!
Westboro Baptist Church has been fast at work in their underground redneck bunker recording studio, learning Melodyne and laying down their hot vocals in a casual baseball cap and without a stitch of makeup on (kind of like Xtina does) for their cover of Lorde‘s ‘Royals’. (If you want your ears to plead the blood of Jesus Christ, then go ahead click play below… seriously, I could only handle 3 seconds.)

Sadly, there’s no filthy rap break from Shirley Phelps at the bridge like I was hoping for… they did however post a Vine (find it after the jump) from outside Lorde‘s concert venue after Lorde instructed her fans to kiss them, where the hatemongers showed off their latest ready-to-wear busted fashions. Gas-station-sunglass-tower-meth-head-ready-to-wear vibes all around.

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!! OMG, VIDEO: Toronto’s crack smoking mayor Rob Ford appears on Jimmy Kimmel !!

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Kimmel ushered in Toronto’s Mayor Rob Ford with some reggae vibes to compliment his fake “Jamaican” accent on Monday night! And it all went downhill from there! Jimmy sort of went right for the bloated, red jugular, bringing up Ford’s “domestic abuse, drunk driving, racism, homophobia and inability to tell the truth.”
Check out the interview below!

When asked who paid for his trip to Kimmel, Ford spokesperson Amin Massoudi said:

“Mayor Ford and Coun. Ford are paying for themselves and the staff,” Massoudi said. “The ‘Jimmy Kimmel’ show paid for one dinner.”

ONE DINNER!? One dinner just isn’t gonna cut it! Ford also said:

“The apologies are over, I’m moving on.” He said people will judge him on his “proven track record.”

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