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!! OMG, LARYNX SANDWICH: the new Valley Girl “fry” !!

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I just read this great piece in DAZED by NZ writer Brent Randall, about how Britney has an industry induced throat disorder which means her larynx is totes collapsing; in fact soon she’ll be asking them smurfs to climb inside and pull her concertinaing glottal folds apart…FLAPPER SMURF !
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Read Randall’s piece after the jump.

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!! OMG, CATheter costumes: Wasabi-chan’s knitted CATstumes !!

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Wasabi-chan was attacked by a crow The Omen style last month that pecked this purrer real good until she was rescued by a passerby and rushed to the animal hospital.
Because when you tell kitties not to pull out their feeding tube or they will die they simply meow and swipe, Wasabi-chan’s owner decided simply to humiliate her by outfitting her in figure-hugging crocheted costumes that would restrict her clawing movements and thus save her life right meow and simultaneously save the lives of everybody who sees her in her knitted ‘shroom garb who are living for it’s cuteness.
And obv her owner, not content with donning her dying kitty in a forest fungus costume [above] went one better and dressed her as a rectal prolapse inflamed pink sock [below].
If I was Wasabi-chan, girl I would die of shame, oh the shame of that time my mom dressed me as an anal injury and posted it on instagranny for all to see !
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[via mashable, thanks Bear!]

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!! OMG, and the winner of The Face of Furry Creek is…?: ew, gross ! !!

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If you’ve been watching The Flop of Funny Crap you’ll have seen this week’s final episode where The Face was announced, and you’ll therefore know that said face is not a nice face to look at but would also agree therefore that the chosen face does indeed represent their mountain town; Furry Creek being the sort of place where it’s right eye looks in one direction whilst the left eye flits around a lot, and the sort of town that if it had a big water well in the middle that was it’s mouth, it would drool-flood on a regular basis and would emit a pungent stench of stonkin’ old clam chowder…so in these ways the winning face does indeed best represent Furry Creek.
SPOILER ALERTS AFTER THE JUMP !
You can watch the winner’s tourism commercial [I ain’t never going there, no way] and interviews with the losers and the winning loser in Mario’s Reunion Specialness segment after the jump.
The whole series will rerun starting Monday, July 15th @ 9pm on OUTTV Canada, and a ‘special’ [as in “my mom says I’m special”] video treat from the detestable contestantables will seep out of Furry Creek some time next week, so keep your nose pegged and your peepers peeled for that one !

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!! OMG, MANSles in this dress: Jon Uriarte’s “The Men Under the Influence” !!

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Jon Uriarte‘s photo series “The Men Under the Influence” looks to address the change in the roles of men in gender binary relationships:

“The photos attempt to capture mens’ sense of lost reference, now that women have taken a step forward and come into their own as equal partners.”

I personally just love seeing a hairy bloke in a dress and I can only imagine the femme-fury of their girlfriends seeing them squidge their man plonkers into their favorite fashion finds !
Don’t be fooled by the full-length floral summer-chic above, click below to see the other boyfs looking not-so-any-season-chic !

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!! OMG, trolly dolly: dog a la [shopping] cart !!


I bet that little bitch is barking orders at her poor little brother as soon as the camera’s off, I have big sisters, I know that they can be such manipulative mini-whores. She makes him push her princess puppy ass around all day; she wants to go to the shops, she wants to go on a boat trip, she wants to go to the park, thank dog she’s off to university soon, then she can find a boyfriend and own his ass instead of her paw tired little brother.
you want me to swing by and pick you up because you got drunk on yellow hooch alco-pops in the park?…bitch please, make your own way home!
[via papermag]

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