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!! OMG, She Serves it Straight Up: Paula Abdul takes YouTube by storm !!


International treasure Paula Abdul may have been fired from her gig on American Idol, but now that she has her own YouTube channel, we can finally start treating her like the gift that she is.
It will come as no surprise to anyone who watched her classic reality show Hey Paula that DJ Skat Kat’s girlfriend is completely nuts and potentially drug-addled, rambling semi-intelligibly (and often in the middle of the night) on such topics as Does Paula Ever Need to Get Away, Weird Smells, Thank You For Paula Abdul Week, and, of course, My Favorite Dishes, I Love to Cook!
(Yes, there is apparently such a thing as Paula Abdul week?!)
[Via Jezebel]

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!! OMG, stop the presses: Jersey Shore is Fake?! !!

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I’m crying into my lasagna right now at the shocking news that MTV’s Jersey Shore is not a serious documentary! A “producer” on the hit show tells blogger/serial press release sender Zack Taylor that everything that goes on on the show is completely staged by the production staff.
Apparently the cast of the show is so terminally f*cking stupid and boring that they need a director to instruct them to get drunk, lie around in the hot tub, bicker with each other, pick up fug sluts at the club, and drop their Chicken Parm on the floor. Because in case you haven’t noticed, absolutely nothing else ever happens on this program.
Dear meddlesome producers, if you’re going to stage a reality show, could you please stage something interesting? For instance, perhaps Snooki gains the ability to freeze time when she holds her fingers together? Maybe The Situation decides to cook bread one day but he puts too much yeast in the oven and the dough takes over the house? Or it turns out that JWoww is actually a robot?
The possibilities are endless! Let’s see some real fake drama please!
[Zack Taylor]

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!! OMG, How : Glenn Beck’s acolyte’s show off their summer fashions !!


Full-body American flag ensembles? Check! T-shirts made out of the US Constitution? Check! All-white Revolutionary War drag with fringe? You better believe it! Big teevee star Glenn Beck summoned his army of followers to Washington, DC (on the anniversary of Martin Luther King, Jr.’s historic March on Washington, natch!) and while I’m not going to court controversy again by weighing in on their politics, I think we can all agree that these teabaggers are some of the most fashionable yet. Is Glenn Beck going to be showing his new line at NYC Fashion week? We can only hope!
[Via Videogum]

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!! OMG, Mama Mia: Real Housewife Teresa Giudice goes spaghetti-wild !!


You guys, did you see the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion last night? Crazy, right?! Of course, I had absolutely no clue what was going on, but neither did most of the housewives or host Andy Cohen, so who cares?! There was yelling and crying, vague allegations were tossed around willy-nilly, and housewife Teresa Giudice went so insane that she assaulted Andy. Can the dim bulbs of The A-List compete with this? I think not! (Especially since A-Lister Reichen Lemkuhl has in the past demonstrated a complete inability to verbalize beyond jiggling his pecs.)
Also, I have no idea if this is true or not, but if you’re curious exactly what all the housewifey fighting was about, Tracie over at Jezebel floats the theory that it had something to do with Teresa’s husband’s potential secret love child? Food for thought!

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