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!! OMG, I’m Puking: Logo previews The A-List !!


Wow! The homosexual tastemakers over at that gay Logo Channel sure have outdone themselves this time– they’ve managed to dig up a bunch of people even worse than the Real Housewives of fill in the blank! And surprise: these monsters are gay. Judging by the preview, The A-List— Logo’s gay take on the housewives– features a bunch of homos so shallow, materialistic, vapid and preening that they will boggle minds already well-scrambled by the likes of Lori, Teresa, Mrs. The Countess and the rest.
Obviously I can’t wait for this show!

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!! OMG, Make Yourself Look Like a Monster in Just Two Minutes: Lips You Love !!


Do you long for your normal lips to look like a giant, glistening swollen anus? I mean, I don’t, but judging by the pictures I see in US Weekly, there seem to be a lot of ladies who do. Lucky for them, there’s this new bicycle-pump type device that will scarily inflate your lips in just two minutes, while your terrified child watches on in horror!
Sometimes I’m really glad not to be a woman. Now where did I put my penis pump?
(Thanks to Chris J. for the tip)

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!! OMG, They’re Funky: Vintage Wendy’s Training Videos !!


Too stupid to figure out how to fill your paper cup with ice without a rhyme to help you remember? Or perhaps you’re just in the mood for a summer jam on the topic of fast food preparation techniques. Either way, I think you’ll enjoy these tuneful selections from the Wendy’s corporate office, circa– I’m guessing– maybe 1990.
[Urlesque via Jezebel]

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!! OMG, he’s out: Gay traitor Ken Mehlman !!

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Anyone who paid any attention to politics in the last ten years knew instantly upon seeing his smarmy faggy-pig mug that GW Bush’s campaign manager Ken Mehlman was gayer than George Michael in a sling at the White Party. Well, looky here: he’s finally come out of the closet in an interview with The Atlantic!

“It’s taken me 43 years to get comfortable with this part of my life,” said Mehlman, now an executive vice-president with the New York City-based private equity firm, KKR. “Everybody has their own path to travel, their own journey, and for me, over the past few months, I’ve told my family, friends, former colleagues, and current colleagues, and they’ve been wonderful and supportive. The process has been something that’s made me a happier and better person. It’s something I wish I had done years ago.”

Aww, he’s happy now! Isn’t that sweet? ACTUALLY NO! As BlogActive’s Mike Rogers reminds us in a truly epic post, Mehlman, along with Karl “Turd Blossom” Rove, was the engineer of the 2004 Bush election, which Rogers rightly calls “the most homophobic national campaign in history.” (If you’ll remember, anti-gay amendments were on the ballot all over the US that year, all in a shameless bid to bring homophobes to the polls so that they would cast their gross votes for W while they were there.)
Well, Ken would like you to know that he’s vewwwy vewwwy sowwwy for selling his brothers down the river. Sort of:

“Look, I have a lot of friends who ask questions and who are angry about it. I understand that folks are angry, I don’t know that you can change the past. As I’ve said, one thing I regret a lot is the fact that I wasn’t in the position I am today where I was comfortable with this part of my life, where I was able to be an advocate against that [strategy] and able to be someone who argued against it. I can’t change that – it is something I wish I could and I can only try to be helpful in the future.”

Jeez, he has friends? F*ck you too, Ken! And an important reminder to all gays reading this blog: if you happen to encounter this person in the wild, no matter how drunk you are, do not under any circumstances get down with this traitorous asshole! (I know, I know, it would be harder if he wasn’t so butt-ugly.)
This of course brings back to the important question I’ve been grappling with since the day I started blogging: what do you call a gay Uncle Tom?
[The Atlantic]
[BlogActive]
[The Advocate]

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!! OMG, She’s Ridiculous: Housewife Danielle Staub remixes Real Close !!

 
Okay, I know this is OMG Blog and everything, but it’s pretty rare that I actually exclaim “OMG!” to myself as I’m doing my daily posts. But OMG, you guys, this video is crazy!
Real Houswife of New Jersey and genuine lezzie lunatic Danielle Staub has released a “dance remix” of her Sapphic anthem Real Close. (Because as we all know, releasing dance hits is what Housewives do in this year of 2010!) Here’s Ms. Staub promoting with a tuneless performance and a bevy of extremely enthusiastic male dancers. I am sitting here LOLing alone!
[Via Towleroad]

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