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!! OMG, Call a Thpade a Thpade: Comically gay person rails against homosexuality !!


Hint to all evangelical Christian homophobes. If you want people to take you seriously in your anti-gay rants, you might want to lose the frosted tips, the eyeliner, and the Fire Island-In-Winter ensemble.
If you want more, Mary Contrary shares the story of how he turned straight— including the inspiring tale of his str8 wedding night– after the jump!
[Via The Awl]

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!! OMG, Don’t Fall In: Girl hides in her own boobs !!


HEY, I think this girl was in the 9th grade school production of ANNIE with me! (The paper fan and lacy gothick frock w/ exposed backpack straps are all dead giveaways for CHILDREN OF THE THEATER, you know.)
That’s all! Back to our regularly scheduled programming.

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!! OMG, She’ll Destroy Her: Jill Zarin vows to take out Kate Gosselin !!

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While last night’s Real Housewives of NYC reunion was just the doozy we all expected– I love that Mrs. The Countess couldn’t control her uncountesslike laughter at Kelly’s lunacy!– I’m starting to realize that the real drama happens on the housewives’ blogs after the show’s over. In this case, Alex Van Kempen McCord not only rips Jill Zarin a new one for being a total asshole, but also reveals the off-camera reality television feud that would end all feuds, if we ever actually caught a glimpse of it.
According to Alex:

I remember when we filmed the skating event with Johnny Weir in CT – Kate Gosselin’s bodyguard wouldn’t let Jill into the bathroom until Kate came out, making her wait. A seething Jill came back and whispered the story in my ear, finishing with “I’m gonna ruin her.” Because she had to hold it for a few minutes?

Hey, here’s an idea! Maybe Jill Zarin can ruin Kate Gosselin, Kate can ruin Jill right back, and they’ll both be ruined off our teevee sets forever! Life should be so elegant…
(My friends.)
[Bravo Blog]

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!! OMG, how straight: Bridal Diapers !!

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Just when I thought I couldn’t be more disgusted by straight people’s disgusting displays of wedding vulgarity, I find out that bridal diapers are the new trend for ladies putting a ring on it. Because why ruin your special perfect day by peeing in a toilet i guess? Or is it that there’s just something sorta romantic about soiling yourself while you’re saying your I do’s.
Who the f*ck knows! Instead of fighting to legalize same sex marriage, can we please just turn our efforts toward getting rid of the whole fucking thing? Think how much the world would improve!
[The Frisky via Crushable]

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