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!! OMG, already: Horse Meat Disco 2 !!

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The group of talented DJs behind London’s Horse Meat Disco party have come out with their second compilation in less than a year that “brings together another essential selection of New York classics alongside a host of lesser known discoveries for all fans of underground disco.”
We blogged the first compilation last summer, and Vol. 2 does not disappoint.
The gang will also be touring North America this fall. Scroll down for the dates, but first grab this free MP3 download from the new compilation:
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FREE MP3 DOWNLOAD: “Cherchez Pas” by Madleen Kane
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Pictured (L-R) are Horse Meat Disco DJs Jim Stanton, Luke Howard (aka Filthy Luka), James Hillard, Severino
Tentative US/Canada Tour Dates (all to be confirmed)
Aug TBA | NYC
Sep 24 | Toronto
Sep 25 | Calgary
Sep 26 | San Francisco
Sep 30 or Oct 1 | Portland
Oct 2 | Los Angeles
Oct 7 | Chicago
Oct 8 | Miami
Oct 9 | NYC
Buy the album at Amazon:

Check out the full track list plus a Q&A with HMD resident Luke “Filthy Luka” Howard after the jump.

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!! OMG, It’s Justified and Ancient: Scientists uncover very old dildo !!

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I just hope they boiled it or something: archaeologists in Sweden (coincidentally the home of the Swedish massage, Swedish Fish and the Swedish Chef) have discovered a suspiciously boner-like object, carved out of an antler, which they suspect to be the world’s mustiest known dildo. But don’t get too excited, boys– all reports claim that the faux-phallus measures in at a wimpy four inches.*
Naturally the archaeologists are loathe to jump to conclusions, pointing out that no one can know for sure if this item was ever used in the pursuit of sweaty caveman pleasure. One G┼íran Gruber (of the National Heritage Board in Sweden!) sensibly points out that the non-business end could also have been used to “chip flakes of flint.”
Of course, it seems beside the point what use was actually intended for the thing. Everyone who’s ever tended a vegetable garden knows that if there’s an even penis-like object to be found, there’s also surely someone willing to stick it all up in himself. Mark my words: whether or not this ancient artifact was purchased at Ye Olde Sexxxe Shoppe, it has surely seen the inside of a man’s butt!
[Livescience via Jezebel]
*Although it totally looks like a slightly more respectable five or even six in the picture, right? Don’t ask me!

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!! OMG, I Want One: Russian foxes for sale as pets !!

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Having a sneaky little fox as a pet seems like a possibly-dumb idea and also maybe a cruel one, but who cares– it’s probably better than owning a chimp! And thanks to a company called Sibfox, this lesser-of-two-exotic-evils can now be available for just a few thousand USD!
According to the website for the tame fox distributors at Sibfox, the little beasts are ”as devoted as dogs but as independent as cats, capable of forming deep-rooted bonds with human beings.”
Well! I was going to ask for a fox-fur coat with a matching hat for my birthday, but now I think I’ll just ask for a living, breathing foxy friend. You can order one for me here.

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!! OMG, Soccer Managers, They’re Just Like Us: They Eat Their Boogers !!


You might have heard that Germany creamed England in the World Cup soccer thingy this weekend! Even if you weren’t watching the game, you probably heard the sound of a million chavs and scallies weeping loud girly tears. With her new British accent, I’m sure Lady Gaga was sadsies too.
But at least the Brits have something to be happy about: none of them got caught chowing down on their boogs on international telly. German soccer manager Joachim Loew, on the other hand:
[Via DListed]

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